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NEWS 607 - 23 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: January 12, 2009 6:08 PM
To trump Fatty, I just secured a new place to live. I scored a 1 bedroom guest suite on a multi-million dollar property smack on the beach. Literally my back yard touches the water. I sit on my couch and gaze into the blue expanse of the Pacific Ocean. My lanai is huge and has a resort feel to it. I'll shoot some pics when I find my camera. Wait a second...I think I here Higgins calling me. Got to go.
From: Ross Entered on: January 12, 2009 6:37 PM
Wait, I thought you already owned a place?  Did you sell it already?
From: Bunky Entered on: January 12, 2009 7:38 PM
What beach are you gazing off into the sunset on?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 12, 2009 7:50 PM
Whatever.  My lanai is 6 inches longer.
From: The Bone Entered on: January 12, 2009 9:51 PM
I rented my house out before I went to Florida. I may or may not be renting this one because after I told the owner I'd take it, my renters told me they want to break the lease and that they'd find someone to take over. Well I don't want just any asshole in my crib so I may go back to living in it again. The thing that sucks is its far from my new work station. The plus side of this is I hadn't actually signed the lease or forked over any money yet, though some of my shit is in the new place. Either way it's a pain in the as though as I'm down to the last day in my hotel.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 13, 2009 7:18 AM
Jackzilla said: Whatever.  My lanai is 6 inches longer. I never knew Lanai were measured in inches?  Mine's always been measured in feet.
From: Bunky Entered on: January 13, 2009 10:37 AM
Umm, Nick Nick, I think you maybe holding your ruler upsidedown. I think you are cornfusing the metric measurements with feet and inches.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 13, 2009 12:42 PM
And Nick - Always start measuring from your butthole for best results.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 13, 2009 1:42 PM
I had heard that one should start from the third vertabrae above the coccyx for a truly accurate measurement.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 13, 2009 2:30 PM
Things just aint the same without Rad on here.  <sigh>
From: Bunky Entered on: January 13, 2009 3:15 PM
I am curious how measuring one's crank reminds you of Rad?
From: NickNick Entered on: January 13, 2009 3:20 PM
Cousin Lovin. Does that make you Herny, Bunky?  Rad and me, bumpin boots.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 13, 2009 3:42 PM
I gotta admit, that was a bit strange, Nickers.
From: Bunky Entered on: January 13, 2009 3:54 PM
Poor Rad.
From: Ross Entered on: January 13, 2009 5:28 PM
Bunky said: Poor Rad. Let's be fair, Bunky.  I think we're all worthy of some pity for having heard that.
From: Bunky Entered on: January 13, 2009 7:17 PM
Good Point. I am sympathetic to anyone else who read Nickers' previous statement regarding Rad and felt to the urge to vomit.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 13, 2009 11:09 PM
I aim to please.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: January 14, 2009 8:08 AM
NickNick said: Cousin Lovin. Does that make you Herny, Bunky?  Rad and me, bumpin boots. There is no emoticon to express what I'm feeling...  Oh, wait, yes there is:
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 14, 2009 4:05 PM
Oh no!  What is everyone going to do?  FB is down!  FB is down!  How can people post things on the internet?  If only there was a place where friends could contact one another and share stories, post pictures, and keep everyone updated on their life. But that is why there is only one FB.
From: Bunky Entered on: January 14, 2009 4:46 PM
Look Jack, Fatty is all out of order today! He's going Face to Ass, instead of Ass to Face! Your Hungarian connection must suck, because I was just chatting with Rad on FB not too long ago....
From: The Bone Entered on: January 14, 2009 6:40 PM
Bunky said: Look Jack, Fatty is all out of order today! He's going Face to Ass, instead of Ass to Face!. That's quite clever!
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 17, 2009 1:10 PM
Looks like we close on our flat this week and get the keys for this weekend!  It is hardly super sweet.  You guys will view the building for what it is.....  Ghetto Project Housing.  Those huge Project Buildings you see in the big cities.  Yep, thats me.   I'll take some before and after pics.  The inside should clean up so it seems normal, but you can't shave a chimp and call it a man.
From: Ross Entered on: March 17, 2009 3:29 PM
Let's see some pics, then!