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NEWS 599 - 26 Comments
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I frickin love bacon. It is the best food in the world. Hands down. I'd like to see any of you low-rent motherfuckers come up with something better than bacon. Its so good I almost went full Swerb and joined a Facebook group about loving bacon. Then I came across this group:
You Gang Banging on Bacon Nigga!!!
I got this far on the comments and decided this cracker is funny, but not ninja funny.
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if a motha fucka call you a crackhead for 20 years bitch you are smoking crack.. whitney houston smoked her damn knee caps off!
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Fuck these nigga's they don't know! All they are doing is copying from Kat Williams. Shit, he is funny. It really makes me feel out of touch with my Ghetto Roots. I was once what would now be considered a wigger. Johnny, Ranard and I tried to buy matching outfits for awhile.
Here is the original funny shit:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-6aDOMwGSRcg/kat_williams_def_comedy_jam/
But Bacon still tastes good! Try and find something tastier.
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Hey Fatty, whatever you're on? lower the dose. If you're not on anything, get on something, then lower the dosage.
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Fo sho! HA HA HA!
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Once again - Fatty stream of consciousness jibberish. Translator?
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Fatty? You been dippin' in to your sleep meds again??
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Wha...?
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Is it gibberish or jibberish? Only Fatty knows for sure.
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HAHAHA - Its Fatty's favorite activity. Getting a little nipsy and then posting on JA. But, that video was still funny.... AND bacon is still the best food in the world. Nigga's, you can't decipher that???
Oh - And Merry Xmas Eve you Motherfuckers! Fatty has about 10 days off the next weeks. I am not expecting the Bone to show, even though he is in Yurope. Too bad - he was in store for some good times.
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Well who can argue with that?
MERRY X-MAS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Santa gave me the Light Show/Fog Machine for Rock Band! If there was ever a doubt of my nerdiness, this most certainly will solidify it! I'm loving it and can't wait to play at night so the light show with fog has the full effect!
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Really?? Couldn't you just buy a humidifier and have Ang wave a flashlight around? I thought you were joking... then I checked on YouTube to see if they really had those. All I can say is WTF? The first vid had everyone in the basement coughing.... lets hope they all had colds and it was not the machine.
Shit ninja - if you want a fog show, I will come over with some purple spray paint and paint up some XBOXes. If I remember, that did not go over so well.
You guys might as well move things up to the deck for Zilla's Summer Concert Series.
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The fog machine is actually controlled by the Rock Band software and syncs to the music. It's pretty cool (if not a bit loud at times).
Ahhh yes... the purple fog of Fatty. For those that don't know the story:
In the heyday of Fatty & I's xbox modding we decided to paint an xbox purple and gold. We got some purple paint and headed down to my (then unfinished) basement to do the work. We had the whole shell taken apart and was spraying the parts and seeing that Fatty had things well in hand I headed upstairs. Time goes by. Where's Fatty? I head back down to the basement and knew I was in trouble when upon opening the door to the basement all I could see was a purple fog. Fatty was still at it!
"Whoa whoa whoa! You're still painting!?"
I noticed purple residue on everything: the floor, walls, washing machine, etc. and cracked windows open. "Are you nuts!?" Fatty was high on paint fumes and didn't notice the giant Prince fart he had created. Fortunately it did no serious damage -- we had to wipe everything down with rags. Oh, and the xbox? Ugliest fucking one I own -- we named it the StankBox.
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Did Bells ever get the internet going at his house for his new 360? Even Bad Andy is on LIVE now!
Fatty, what is your status?
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I loaned my Xbox to my neighbor over the holidays (he wanted to play Gears 1 and 2), so if you suddenly see me online before early January, don't be throwing any "herny" comments my way or he might get cornfused!
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Fatty status update...... he is fantastic. Thanks for asking. Oh, on the 360? Well.... We are looking to buy a flat again. 360 plans are on hold. The 360 cash would be used for remodeling and furniture. Sure go ahead and talk your talk about priorities. Y'all already got your big fancy houses with furniture AND running water. Fatty is looking to move out of his shoe box and upgrade to a microwave box, perhaps a dishwasher box. We are looking at a larger 3 room flat in our same neighborhood. There will be room for some of y'all when you come a courtin.
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BigFatty said:
Fatty status update...... he is fantastic. Thanks for asking. Oh, on the 360? Well.... We are looking to buy a flat again.
First, Merry Christmas, Fatty.
Second, what's that, about 1/4 of a couch? Just head to the Hungarian version of Ikea (which I can only imagine is impossible to pronounce) and buy a case of Plürbenhöffen couches for $12.95 (or whatever seashells or midget teeth you primitives use for currency over there).
Buy a 360 and sit on the damn floor.
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HA HA HA!
Seriously Fatty - If you haven't the seashells or midget teeth to buy both a "flat" and a 360, maybe you shouldn't be buying either!
No F that! Buy the 360... even hisBadness "BadAndy" is on Live now (and he's got triple the kids that we both have!).
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Shit, I will mail you an inflatable chair to sit on!
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Bunky said:
Shit, I will mail you an inflatable chair to sit on!
Make it a Bunky-shaped inflatable chair and you got yourself a deal!
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I need to add a voice activated warning that states "those aren't arm rests your grabbin' Fats!"
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Ohhhhh Bunky... You can't believe all the filthy things I thought up to have the cartoon voices say to you from Jack's link. I just Jizzed in My Pants (JIMP) thinking about it!
Funny thing Robot. While I love Ikea as much as the next sexy-mofo, going to the ones in Budapest are exhausting. While in a English Ikea, you still got the F'd up Swedish and Danish words to cornfuse things, you still have a description detailing what the F you are dealing with.
Here, I see Plürbenhöffen and I get this to explain it:
"Nincs találat a kulcsszóhoz: Plürbenhöffen"
Here is a Hungarian Fun Site!:
http://www.ikea.com/hu/hu/
Buy a couch from here motherfuckers!
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Is it just me or does the picture on the "Headsetiquette" poster look like the love child of Fatty and Bone?
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Jackzilla said:
Santa gave me the Light Show/Fog Machine for Rock Band! If there was ever a doubt of my nerdiness, this most certainly will solidify it! I'm loving it and can't wait to play at night so the light show with fog has the full effect!
Hey Zilla, haven't seen you on RB lately. Cool news, HMX has up-dated RB3 to suport the stage kit amungst other things.
If you think you're a nerd, I actually got the real Fender Stratocaster Pro guitar. Problem with that is it takes all the fun out of playing and just makes it really hard.
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Anyone with a 4/5 year old and a Kinect needs to get Happy Action Theater. 800MSP
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