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NEWS 578 - 34 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 8:25 AM
Awesome.  I also love the usage of that "The More You Know" music at the end.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 8:50 AM
Time to bring out a Bone Hypothetical Situation (TM). Ok, so you aren't married or you have a arrangement and you get to fuck Hayden in any particular fashion your perversion takes you. The only stipulation is she gets to strap a 6 inch, average girth dildo and F you in the A. Would you do it?
From: Bunky Entered on: October 16, 2008 9:38 AM
Does this activity require you to "Man Up"? If so, then you have to factor in the possibility of extinction into the question....
From: John Entered on: October 16, 2008 10:09 AM
Bunky said: Does this activity require you to "Man Up"? If so, then you have to factor in the possibility of extinction into the question.... LOL!
From: John Entered on: October 16, 2008 10:27 AM
The Bone said: Time to bring out a Bone Hypothetical Situation (TM). Ok, so you aren't married or you have a arrangement and you get to fuck Hayden in any particular fashion your perversion takes you. The only stipulation is she gets to strap a 6 inch, average girth dildo and F you in the A. Would you do it? Man, that is a tough one. My ass doesn't like the notion of being fucked but sex with a 19 year old is a weakness for me. My ass and I would have to give it serious consideration. It may come down to my ass taking one for the team.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 12:01 PM
Ah, now this is the kind of conversation that this site is for! Bells, don't you think you could "train" for it?  Get ahold of some dildos of varying sizes, and work your way on up.  If anything, you would only be improving your own physical capabilities - if you were ever accosted in a dark alley by some rapists, you wouldn't be rendered completely incapacitated by the sodomy.  So it's not without its practical benefits....
From: RobotSpider Entered on: October 16, 2008 1:00 PM
Ross said:   Bells, don't you think you could "train" for it?  Sure, you could 'train' it.  Much the same way you could 'train' yourself to wear Depends which, by the way, you would also have to wear if you accidentally overtrained. Bone, who gets to go first?  The way I figure it, if I go first, then I get the experience to get me through.  But if she goes first, I gotta think I wouldn't be much in the mood to do anything after gettin' f'd in the A.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 1:37 PM
You can go first or second as your choice. Personally, if I did it, I'd want to go second. That way I'd have something to look forward to. I wouldn't be able to fully enjoy myself if I knew that I had an assramming coming to me. She's so cute, I'm afraid I'd have to get jiggy with it. Check her out on Letterman.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 1:59 PM
I agree, Bone.  Also, the training would make it much more tolerable.  If it was out of the blue, it might really taint the experience, no pun intended.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 2:05 PM
So does that mean that you'd have to go for the 6" average sized device?  If so, the next obvious question is, how big would you go?
From: John Entered on: October 16, 2008 2:17 PM
Shit, 6" is already pushin it. I think I would have to work my way up. I'm with Bone though, I'd let her go first so I'd have something to look forward to. I wouldn't want to be hitting with the thought I'm going to fucked after this. Better the other way around and get it over with so I can better enjoy the fruking.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 2:27 PM
I'll pass on the practice session. Once is enough.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 2:36 PM
But what if the ramming put you in such a bad mood, or you were so sore that you couldn't fullyenjoy yourself.  I think that's a very real possibility... Also, Bone, just how rough is she going to be?  And how long will it take? These are important factors.
From: Radmobile Entered on: October 16, 2008 2:58 PM
Yeah, will you get the benefit of a reach-around?
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 3:09 PM
Ross said: But what if the ramming put you in such a bad mood, or you were so sore that you couldn't fullyenjoy yourself.  I think that's a very real possibility... Also, Bone, just how rough is she going to be?  And how long will it take? These are important factors. Dude, I'd just splash some fucking water on it. Anyways, you don't have to go right into it. You can recuperate for a day or two.  As far as how rough? I don't know man, that's up to her. Maybe she'll pull your hair and smack your ass too. That's how I roll!
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 3:13 PM
Hahaha, ok, fine, good point.  I was assuming it was all one session. Anyway, back to my other question: will you go bigger than the 6 incher?
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 3:19 PM
For Hayden not sure. For Natalie Portman, probably.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2008 3:34 PM
LOL!
From: Bunky Entered on: October 16, 2008 4:02 PM
Robot, thanks for bringing hernie back to JA!
From: BigFatty Entered on: October 16, 2008 4:31 PM
C'mon - how painful is an ass-reaming with a 6 inch cock?  Girls do it all the time.  I think it would be more uncomfortable than painful.  Shit - I've seen some fat-ass turds floating in my toliet from some of you fucks.  Your ass can certainly take it.  I think it must be more physcological than anything.  What if we said she could pour scalding water on your arm.  Not enough to scar, but enough to hurt like hell.  I'd bet most of you would opt for that, but I imagine the scalding would hurt WAY more. If you get to do anything else back to her, I'll bet the Bone and Bells will bring it back to her dirt door.  So she gets to take a bigger cock?  You guys are pussies.  Man up and take it up the ass.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2008 4:52 PM
Fatty - I'm sure it's just uncomfortable with a Heiss cock but we are talking a bigger, average size cock. I had a finger in my ass while getting a BJ once and that was uncomfortable. I fear from your recent posts that you may be losing your marbles in goulash land.  Plus there's a question of principle. You are right that there is a psychological aspect to it. It creeps on gayness and if given the choice, I'd take the scalding water on my arm in order to preserve the sanctity of my arse. Girls on the other hand can be buggered one minute then sit happily in church singing a hymn the next. Bunky should know - what says you?
From: Bunky Entered on: October 16, 2008 7:19 PM
I on my way to Vegas bitches! I will have to get back to this in more detail because it is too much work typing on my phone! I think anything that you are uncomfortable with during a frooking session will be unpleasant. I am with Fatty. There is a double standard going here. You can give it and not take it? Do a few shots and take it up the A! You get to frook Hayden for crying out loud. Maybe she will even get spicy with it for you. Just go to a good waxer a few days before.... I am happy to see the Bone all hernie.... OHHHH YEAHHHH!
From: NickNick Entered on: October 17, 2008 7:31 AM
I have to agree with Fatty. And as far as the uncomfortableness if it goes, it's not the length of the pipe that would add to the "discomfort." I think girth plays a lightly larger (pun intended) role in it. In these days of equality between male and female, we should all be recipients of some good ol' fashioned ass buggerin' from time to time. I, however, will be in my newly founded anti-ass buggerin' monestary.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 19, 2008 5:48 PM
Amy Poehler's Palin Rap... did y'all see this last night?  Hilarious!
From: The Bone Entered on: October 19, 2008 6:46 PM
That was sweet. I think the McCain/Palin ticket is dead as fucking fried chicken and now she's having fun and getting silly. I'd fornicate with her utilizing intricate and complicated methods.
From: Ross Entered on: October 19, 2008 6:50 PM
But was she really supposed to be the one doing it?  It sounds like she was but then her handlers told her not to.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 19, 2008 8:25 PM
I doubt it. The rap was probably too complicated to have her do it live.  By the way, I'm watching True Blood right now and it is getting sweet. The characters are developing quite nicely. Stackhouse and Lafayette are sweet as fuck.
From: Ross Entered on: October 20, 2008 9:31 AM
Layfayette is sweet, I agree.  I'm looking forward to this latest episode.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: October 21, 2008 9:01 AM
BigFatty said: C'mon - how painful is an ass-reaming with a 6 inch cock?  Girls do it all the time.  I think it would be more uncomfortable than painful.  Shit - I've seen some fat-ass turds floating in my toliet from some of you fucks.  Fair point, Fatty, but the turd doesn't move in and out like a jack-hammer.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 23, 2008 9:12 PM
Opie and Andy Griffith, Richie Cunningham and the Fonz for Obama... check it out!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 25, 2008 8:46 AM
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 25, 2008 8:47 AM
There are some talented MFers out there!
From: RobotSpider Entered on: October 26, 2008 1:56 PM
Ross, my flickr account is 'rjswider@yahoo.com'  Once you add me, I'll post the pictures from last night.  Thanks.
From: Ross Entered on: October 26, 2008 5:51 PM
Okay, I just added you as a contact.  Once you do the same, I can add you to the Jackassery group.