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From: Monkey T Entered on: July 30, 2008 5:07 PM
Congrats, I bow to thee oh great one.  Harijan looks sweet.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 30, 2008 8:53 PM
Way to make the front page scroll sideways with your link, NickNick! Good job, by the way!
From: The Bone Entered on: July 30, 2008 10:19 PM
I hate when the page scrolls sideways. Fuck! Also, why haven't you signed my edition of Harijuku?
From: Bunky Entered on: July 30, 2008 11:46 PM
Congrats! Maybe M.onkey will break out the celebration PB Lube and give you a go. Bone, check your JA email.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: July 31, 2008 6:43 AM
Bunky said: Congrats! Maybe M.onkey will break out the celebration PB Lube and give you a go. Bone, check your JA email. Wait, we have JA email?  And also, I noticed in some of the new archives, it says XX (two numbers) comments, but when I click on them, they only have a few entries.  Is there a bug?  Or are there just some topics that I don't have 'clarence' to view yet?  Or do I have to get someone to remove the parental restrictions? As far as the email goes, I definately don't need another email account.  Just curious. Now, what was the purpose of this thread?  Oh, GRATS NickNick!  Nice work!  The Rockband pedal article on the main page is the closest I've come to having something published.
From: Ross Entered on: July 31, 2008 7:28 AM
Dude, you freaked me the fuck out with that screenshot.  I thought something was mighty corrupted when I saw that...
From: Ross Entered on: July 31, 2008 7:29 AM
Anyway, no, there's no JA email per se, other than the fact that I have it set up to forward some of our names @jackassery.com to our regular email addresses.  Also, the proper JA thing to say to NickNick is congradulantions!
From: NickNick Entered on: July 31, 2008 7:40 AM
I didn't have a problem with the front page scrolling until you put up your screen shot, Spider.  My server wraps the text.   Bone, If you want I'll give Jack a copy of my two issues and a graphic novel, signed and maybe even treated.  All you've got to do is send him the moolah.
From: Radmobile Entered on: July 31, 2008 7:49 AM
"Nicholas claims no mainstream titles as his favorites, but admits borrowing his cousins Savage Drago issues and trying to keep up with TPB's Of Invincible, Y The Last Man, and The Walking Dead." That's me!  I'm the cousin.  Anyway, congradulantions Nick.
From: NickNick Entered on: July 31, 2008 8:28 AM
And speaking of Y the Last Man.  Brian K. Vaughn can rot in hell.  I just finished the last book and I'm so pissed at him right now.  I guess that's the sign of a good writer.  I can't believe what that bastard did.  I'm not going into specifics as I recommend that everyone read the book.  But I literally stopped reading and swore at the book.  Megan had to ask me what was wrong.
From: jeurge Entered on: July 31, 2008 9:35 AM
Congrats, NickNick! I agree, that last Y The Last Man was a shocker. I was in earshot of Jeurge when I was reading it and somethig like holyshit might have slipped out.
From: John Entered on: July 31, 2008 9:37 AM
BTW, that last comment was from me, not Jeurge. I wasn't paying any attention when I hopped on and didn't log her out.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 31, 2008 10:05 AM
Bunky said: Congrats! Maybe M.onkey will break out the celebration PB Lube and give you a go. Bone, check your JA email. Sorry Bunky, I don't fuck on the first date. Do we have JA mail?
From: Bunky Entered on: July 31, 2008 10:15 AM
I know Bone, most "Vag Teases" don't.
From: RobotSpider Entered on: July 31, 2008 11:50 AM
Radmobile said: "Nicholas claims no mainstream...Y The Last Man, and The Walking Dead." That's me!  I'm the cousin.  Anyway, congradulantions Nick. That's me!  I'm The Walking Dead!   And I removed the big-assed screenshot.
From: BigFatty Entered on: July 31, 2008 12:31 PM
That's great stuff, Nicky-lick!  You'd be surprised on how well word-of-mouth works.  Thats how Jack and I got into the Xbox biz... and now look at JA.  Its chock-full-of-holes (Asses and Vages). We never got around doing that book together.  I still have the idea and most of the material...  maybe we do that and you can find a publisher (now that you are soon to be famous). Plus, I suggest you change your last name to Fury.  That is sweet.
From: Bunky Entered on: July 31, 2008 3:42 PM
Fatty, don't forget our movie!
From: BigFatty Entered on: July 31, 2008 3:53 PM
RobotSpider said: Wait, we have JA email? And also, I noticed in some of the new archives, it says XX (two numbers) comments, but when I click on them, they only have a few entries. Is there a bug? Or are there just some topics that I don't have 'clarence' to view yet? Or do I have to get someone to remove the parental restrictions? As far as the email goes, I definately don't need another email account. Just curious.   You found some of the old, pre-crash items.  In it's youth, JA had a large crash.   Ross rebuilt the majority of it, but some data was lost.  The old numbering system was reset, and the older posts got the XXs. Ross rebuilt it like the 6 million dollar man - better, stronger, faster.  Ross has always kept this site pretty cutting-edge.  It still is ran from a bedroom.  Shit, a few years ago, he gave it a RAID array for more data protection.  You still can't find too many people who even know what that is.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 31, 2008 8:15 PM
Bert built JA in a cave from a bucket of parts.  He's like Tony Stark.
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 1, 2008 1:02 AM
I hear he uses a human head for the memory system.  It is the head from an old rival.  He keeps it locked up in the closet, keeping it alive on a diet of peanut butter and Ramen noodles.  Each time Ross goes on vacation, it tries to escape with a rolling getaway.  Ross' guard cats twart this and then spend the week batting the head around and using it for a scratching post.
From: NickNick Entered on: August 1, 2008 7:35 AM
And every once in a while Ross uses the head for "other" things.
From: John Entered on: August 3, 2008 9:28 AM
The Bone said: Bunky said: Congrats! Maybe M.onkey will break out the celebration PB Lube and give you a go. Bone, check your JA email. Sorry Bunky, I don't fuck on the first date. Do we have JA mail? Actually Bone, you do. I've seen this happen on more than one occasion. In fact, a date isn't even required if memory serves me. How about Regina when I was in San Diego, I don't remember a date per say but I do remember you hitting it after the party. I could go on but  suffice to say the Bone fucks any chance he gets.
From: NickNick Entered on: August 7, 2008 1:00 PM
And yet another star for my legacy.  You are now looking at the monthly feature writer for the prestigious comicnews.info. Cheit here: http://comicnews.info/?p=395