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Who Dances with Wolves? Fatty does!
Entered on: May 12, 2008 3:20 AM by BigFatty


Here is Fatty being sampled by an actual wolf.  Lesson #1 - never step into a cage of wolves after a tasty Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ lunch. 

We went to a local botanical garden were they brought in these wolves for show to help spread awareness of their plight.  There was a big cage of 5-7 wolves and the guy was talking about them.  People (including myself) hung back a ways ftom the cage.  Then the guy asked if anyone wanted to step inside the cage with the wolves.  Really...  Sure, Fatty is not scared of the big bad wolves (um, maybe a little - DAMN YOU National Geographic shows!)  Well, up close and personal, and I got close you can see, wolves can get pretty F'n big.  The guys instructions were a little scary too :

'Don't approach the wolves, don't reach out to them.  Let them approach you.  If they bite onto you, just reach you hands into their jaw and pry them apart.'

Turns out they were just skittish.  Once the smelled you, you could pet them.  Then they were just like a large pack of huge dogs that can hunt you down and kill you.  I kept the Vivien Snack Bite out of the cage.

NEWS 526 - 5 Comments
From: Bunky Entered on: May 11, 2008 12:27 PM

I can't see you Fatty! Does that mean the wolves ate you?

From: John Entered on: May 11, 2008 3:18 PM

Fatty said he would call but he hasn't, I can only assume he's been eaten.

From: Bunky Entered on: May 11, 2008 5:07 PM

Just like Fatty. He's always says he's going to call after he hops out of bed and gets dressed and you don't hear from him for months....

From: BigFatty Entered on: May 12, 2008 4:33 PM

So Bunky... Are you hungry like the wolf?  You want a taste?

She's on the hunt she's after me.......

From: Bunky Entered on: May 12, 2008 5:54 PM

Hey Fatty - My Mouth is alive with juices like wine and I'm hungry like the wolf!


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