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From: NickNick Entered on: March 11, 2008 2:46 PM
That is some high class entertainment.  Thanks Heather.  :)
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 11, 2008 2:56 PM
Great, Heather!  Now I'm all herny! Don't forget Bunky's favorite:  "fun bags!"
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 13, 2008 9:28 AM
Any Powergirl fans out there?
From: Ross Entered on: March 13, 2008 6:07 PM
Nice!  I was a fan of her when her tit was popping out too at the comic convention a couple years ago.  Even tried to get a picture of it, except I was sabotaged by Johnnybells and he made me get in the shot as well and her tit magically popped back in, though you can see here how it's struggling to get back out into fresh air:
From: NickNick Entered on: March 17, 2008 7:33 AM
Here's another Power Girl.  She does a lot of different costumes, Power Girl, The Pro, Scarlet Witch, etc. http://s211.photobucket.com/albums/bb104/floatingislandpress/?action=view&current=l_b10999a0c5fed7f864fd4e127ed69d26.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb104/floatingislandpress/l_b10999a0c5fed7f864fd4e127ed69d26.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>" alt="Power Girl" /> GOD DAMN IT!!  I can't fucking figure out how to post a stupid image link.  I tried the photobucket route which didn't work.  Then I tried the image link and the result is above.  I know it's just a simple matter of typing in the HTML code and link probably but for the life of me, I can't figure it out.  just go to the link below and try and forget that I'm HTML challenged. Her name is Ruby Rocket and website is www.rocketsagogo.com. I have a total crush on her and would most likely stalk her if I had the time.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 17, 2008 7:40 AM
Let me help you out, NickNick.  Easy as pie -- What's your issue? I'm not offended.  I wonder if she's available for Free Comic Book Day?
From: NickNick Entered on: March 17, 2008 8:40 AM
My issue is that I'm tech-illiterate.  I just don't know the right HTML code to link it from my computer.... oh and I'm using Internet Explorer.  I know what a sin that is but this work computer won't allow me to download any other browser software.  It's probably just something I'm doing wrong anyway. She might be open for Free Comic Book Day.  She recently posted stuff on her myspace page about opening up her schedule and being willing to travel more.  She lives in Austin, I think.  She's probably more expensive than Captain America/Thor and Spiderman though.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 9:40 AM
Nick Nick, I feel your pain. I was going to respond to the "super girls" with some "bat crank" and couldn't figure it out either, and I am not a total tech tard..... Wow Zilla, I believe the girl in your photo has had some "fun bag"(TM) enhancements! Nick Nick could suffocate in those things!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 17, 2008 9:48 AM
For pictures, just click the <insert/edit image> icon and fill in the address of the pic.  Course I'm using Firefox so maybe IE doesn't work.  Or there could be a mental deficiency involved.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 9:57 AM
I am going to go with IE being the issue and not take it personally thankyouverymuch!
From: Radmobile Entered on: March 17, 2008 10:54 AM
I think they call her Powergirl because of her obvious powers..... in case anyone wasn't sure.
From: NickNick Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:31 AM
Bunky, There are no enhancements to the Power Girl posted above, supposedly.  According to her they are all natural 44 DD or something close.  Power Girl is going to have some back problems later in life. Yeah, not following with the typing in the location.  Do you just mean I:\My Documents\etc, etc????
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:48 AM
NickNick said:   Yeah, not following with the typing in the location. Do you just mean I:\My Documents\etc, etc???? Right-click on a web-pic.  Click on "Properties" and copy the web address of the pic.  Now click the image-icon on JA and paste the address in the appropriate spot.  Easy, easy, Japan-easy!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:50 AM
I think Power Girl's obvious powers require a two-handed squeeze test before one can determine if they are indeed natural or saline enhanced....
From: Ross Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:51 AM
Well in any case, her powers are strong!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:53 AM
Hey, what do you know, it works!
From: Ross Entered on: March 17, 2008 11:54 AM
One shortcut that should work for you NickNick: you can open two browsers and drag and drop the pic directly into the editor window!  Even a NickDipstick should be able to handle that one! :)
From: NickNick Entered on: March 17, 2008 12:12 PM
I'll gladly offer my hands to test it out.  I have to say though, I would be highly dissapointed if they were saline.  I like my melons all-natural and pesticide-free. So, the drag and drop didn't seem to want to work, but the cut and paste of properties appears to have.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 12:20 PM
Nick Nick, I don't know if you noticed, but there was an overall theme going on here... You can't just put in random photos of hats in with boobs and cranks... My photo was merely a counter to Power Girl's twins... I am not following what the hat has to do with either... Nice job posting the picture though..
From: NickNick Entered on: March 17, 2008 12:35 PM
I just wanted to let you all know that I was popular on myspace. Would you prefer this picture?
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 12:45 PM
It does fit the theme a little better.... I am afraid to ask why you have this picture and what you are doing with it when you are alone... It appears that you have taken this photo on your personal camera... You don't have this posted on your myspace do you? Well, on a positive note, she appears to be of age.....
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 17, 2008 12:50 PM
Anyone have a craving for chocolate milk?  Me neither. Bunky - This is a boob topic, not crank... I'm sure you could find an appropriate place on JA for the crank gawkers.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 1:02 PM
Now Zilla, I was just testing out the photo link feature.... Since boobs are not my brand, and JA is an equal opportunity gawking website, it is only fair that I can post a rebuttal in the form of my brand (next time I will go for the boxer briefs, less gay)!
From: jeurge Entered on: March 17, 2008 6:22 PM
I don't mind your picture post Bunky. I could think of some fun ways to test the authenticity of those abs. Of course if I were Bells I would comment that he's just a well cut skinny dude with no real man strength.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 17, 2008 6:44 PM
Thanks Jeurge.  It was actually the first photo I found, so it won by default. The abs are probably a combination of airbrushing and a well cut skinny dude. They are probably as real as Power Girls' obvious powers. Oh Zilla, to put it in XBOX Live terms that you'll understand, you just got a "suck it"! Mrs. Bells did not mind my picture post!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2008 8:54 AM
I had to school Bunky on how to pronounce Jeurge on Live last night.  I was confused because she kept referencing a post on JA by "George."
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 9:20 AM
I am just going to refer to Jeurge as Mrs. Bells. And it was not exactly pronounced "George". There were several conversations going on at once. Some involving big jugs of chocolate milk, strange happenings involving Edge's line of work and such.... It was hard to stay focused on one topic....
From: Heather Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:11 AM
Thank you Bunky!!!  I'm loving the new brand of photo in this thread.  It definitely beats all the cleave. I will enjoy me some airbrushed abs anyday, just as the boys love them some airbrushed boobies all the damn time.  I don't remember the last time I saw a pic of some ta-tas that weren't airbrushed. Nick~That is some scary shit you posted! There's no way that poor woman can walk around upright without some sort of cart holding those things up.  YIKES!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:20 AM
Zilla, it looks likes sweet abs are the new brand of justice on Jackassery! The ladies are taking over! You better get your boy Fatty back on here before it is too late! We all know from Nick Nick's last photo, he is of no help to your cause!
From: NickNick Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:20 AM
It's amazing what pictures come up on a Goregle search.  And that's with filters on what it lets through.  Another fun one.  Everyone should type in "pancakes" for a Goregle image search, not safe for work and not the most aesthetically pleasing post of all time but much better than tub girl or two girls and one cup.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:39 AM
What prompts one to Gorgegle pancakes? Are these random thoughts, or the result of medication? Ross, Mrs. Bells needs an avatar please
From: NickNick Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:40 AM
It was pointed out to me by another friend of mine with an equally twisted sense of curiosity.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:42 AM
Did he say, "I wonder what happens if I goregle pancakes," followed by a giggle?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2008 10:47 AM
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 11:02 AM
From: NickNick Entered on: March 18, 2008 11:57 AM
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2008 12:15 PM
NickNick definately has his own "brand."
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2008 12:16 PM
From: NickNick Entered on: March 18, 2008 12:41 PM
I'm just trying to make sure we look at all the different aspects of the topic.  You know, get a good sampling.  Like this...
From: Heather Entered on: March 18, 2008 1:02 PM
Nick~You're scaring me!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 1:55 PM
Thank you Heather. Maybe Ross can put some sort of filter on his blogs. Edge, don't you want to come out and play?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 18, 2008 2:06 PM
Fuck Edge!  He's afraid to log into JA!  He's a lurker!  I know he reads this stuff but he refuses to take part!
From: NickNick Entered on: March 18, 2008 2:30 PM
Bunky said: Maybe Ross can put some sort of filter on his blogs. Wait a minute.  You're telling me that after Tub girl, Two Girls One Cup, She-male, Naked Painted Spider-Man and all of the fun accident victims that Bone likes to put up, that I require a filter?!? Bunky, if it weren't for your damned Wonder Twin powers and my inept ability to shoot anything moving, I'd challenge you to some Live action right now.  Oh yeah, and let's not forget the lack of a 360 at my house. F the Bunk!!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 3:12 PM
Brit Brit, Nick Nick, don't make me unleash the wrath of the wonder twins in the form of XBOX Live! I am sure Zilla would offer Zagnut for that showing. I will have to lube up my poor pink Spartan's inner thighs with vaseline to prevent chaffing from all the friction caused by the excessive amount of treats that will be dropping your way each time you die! As for the Bone and his perverted ways, he usually posts it in the form of a link so unsuspecting visitors are not subjected to his freak shows. Viewings are optional, and I always opt out... Nick Nick, in your own hand, with your own brand..... Knock yourself out!
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 18, 2008 5:22 PM
A little somethin-somethin for the ladies.  You want airbrushed abs???  Here is a serving of Fatty!  All the flavor is in the fat... you want a taste??
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 5:51 PM
Zilla, the Fatty Bait worked! I didn't even have to resort to posting the sweet ass or cheeseburger as planned! He has returned, in true Fatty form! F the Fatty for his self-imposed Fatty hiatus!
From: Ross Entered on: March 18, 2008 5:52 PM
Is there any activity that won't earn one an "F" from the Bunk?
From: Bunky Entered on: March 18, 2008 6:24 PM
Did I throw an "F the Nick Nick" out after he threw one my way earlier? No. Why? It wasn't warranted. I do not throw my F's around lightly Ross. I find it interesting that you are questioning my use of F's and there is no mention of Nick Nick's bizarre fetish photos. "Is there any activity that doesn't prompt Nick Nick to post one of his me time photos," seems like a more logical question in this section of the blog since is has occured more often than my use of the "F". Due to Fatty's recent UnFattyLike behavior, I stand by my decision to throw out an "F the Fatty". If you look back at the history of JA, I am sure you will agree it is out of character for Fatty not to post a comment when a picture of boobs peeking out of a Supergirl costume are posted. Let alone when several other pairs follow.....
From: Ross Entered on: March 18, 2008 8:32 PM
Just a friendly question, sheesh... :)  F away, unfettered by questions!  F me for asking! And for what it's worth, NickNick has at some point ceased to register on my radar for absurd behavior.  I think he lost me at "ditbags".
From: jeurge Entered on: March 18, 2008 9:40 PM
Thanks again Bunky. There is no tastier eyecandy than Tom Welling. Just ask Zilla's wife. Also the name is pronounced kind of like \ zhurj\. While I love JohnnyBells, being called Mrs. Bells f's with my psyche. Although I will speak for Bells since he is never here to do so for himself.  "Tom Welling is actually 6'3". And did you here that  Smallville has been signed on for an 8th season. Sweeet," states JohnnyBells, daring anyone to disagree.
From: NickNick Entered on: March 19, 2008 6:30 AM
Awesome Ross.  I've reached the saturation point.  My job here is done.  Now I will move on and find some other innocent community to terrorize. Oh and Absurd Behavior??  I thought that was par for the course here in Jackassery land.  One only has to go back through the history of posts and pictures to realize that my behavior is more a mimickry of my environment than anything else.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 19, 2008 7:44 AM
Fatty - Good to see your post of a true Fatty pic classic!  I bet Bunky had to turn her gaming chair up to 11 after seeing that!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 19, 2008 9:23 AM
Jeurge, I am a fan of Tom Welling brand as well... He had me with those eyes, and the rest isn't too bad either! As far as JohnyBells f'ing with your psyche, Zilla has made it impossible for me to ever try to pronounce Jeurge again... Zilla, I left the XBOX at home and just brought the chair with me to travel this week! I am going to plug in to the computer in my hotel room and keep pulling the picture up... I just have to find the perfect song for the background music and get the sound dialed in to the chair! Who knows, I may never come back to LIVE....
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 19, 2008 9:58 AM
Bunky said: Zilla, I left the XBOX at home and just brought the chair with me to travel this week! I am going to plug in to the computer in my hotel room and keep pulling the picture up... I just have to find the perfect song for the background music and get the sound dialed in to the chair! Who knows, I may never come back to LIVE....   For a true Fatty soundtrack you should get a "Best of Boy George and Culture Club" CD, let each track play for about 30 seconds, then skip to the next track.  I kid you not: That's Fatty's brand!
From: Bunky Entered on: March 19, 2008 10:06 AM
I think you may have just ruined my chair moment.... Yep, I am definetly in for the new maps now Rad....
From: Radmobile Entered on: March 19, 2008 11:01 AM
I would've thought the Sanford & Son theme is Fatty's soundtrack.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 19, 2008 12:18 PM
You never disappoint me Rad! I love how you randomly drop in every now again with a Rad one-liner! They are never expected and always appreciated! Zilla, has Edge logged in yet? It is too much work to check on my blackberry.
From: BigFatty Entered on: March 20, 2008 4:05 PM
But Rad is not joking.... that is one of my theme songs.  There is even a video somewhere of me dancing to the tune of Sanford and Son. Whats wrong with Boy George??  The begining to 'I'll tumble 4 ya' rocks!  But just the begining, then I change it.
From: jeurge Entered on: March 20, 2008 4:27 PM
Hey Fatty, maybe you should tell Bunky about your appreciation for Sade as well. I also remember seeing a best of Air Supply albumn in your collection. And Bunky,I am also commonly known as Misky or Lissa, don't let Jack give you a hard time.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 20, 2008 4:41 PM
Don't be knockin' Sade, Jeurge!  Sade is sweet! Of course, the image of a horny Fatty romancing a tender to Sade: Not so sweet.  Air Supply does suck though.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 20, 2008 5:38 PM
Ahh, good to know.. The next time Jack is mouthing off, I will start thinking out loud about Fatty in all his glory, making his moves to the tune of Sade. Just enough to give Jack a good visual... Another post from Fatty? Could he be making a comeback?
From: Ross Entered on: March 21, 2008 7:13 AM
Bunky said: The next time Jack is mouthing off, Is it me, or is it impossible to not read this phrase as "the next time mouth is jacking off"?  Or am I revealing too much here?  OR: are the two phrases interchangable in terms of meaning?
From: NickNick Entered on: March 21, 2008 9:03 AM
Bunky, Do you still need a copy of my comic books?  Are you still interested?  I'll send you out a copy of both or have Jack do it if you still want them.  I can even draw picture of a Fattyburger if you want. :) As far as Jack mouthing off is concerned, I think the two terms are inseperable.  Of course, by pointing that out, you've just ruined all future "me" times.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 21, 2008 11:29 AM
Disturbing. Awkward. Yet, I can't stop laughing... Nick. Yes. But I am having difficulty putting words together at the moment.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 23, 2008 8:16 AM
Happy Easter, ladies!
From: Ross Entered on: March 23, 2008 8:34 AM
You know, that show was playing at a theater down the street from my old apartment in Chicago.  I didn't attend, of course, but they were on Howard Stern once and his descriptions of what they were doing were pretty incredible.  Not enough to make me want to check it out personally, but just saying if you were a lady, you might find it interesting.  Alternatively, it might make you never want to see another dick again.  It's a risk.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 23, 2008 9:15 AM
Weren't they featured on a Bullshit! episode?  Working their cranks like Silly-Putty (tm)?
From: Bunky Entered on: March 23, 2008 5:38 PM
Thanks for thinking of us Zilla..... I am not even going to ask why you have this picture or how you know about these guys...
From: jeurge Entered on: March 23, 2008 6:31 PM
Gee thanks Zilla, not exactly what I was looking for in my Easter basket, but I appreciate the sentiment.
From: Bunky Entered on: March 23, 2008 6:46 PM
Jeurge, maybe you can talk Bells into making an appearance on JA so he can get these boys in line!