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Earthquake in the UK!!!
Entered on: February 28, 2008 12:35 PM by BigFatty

Yesterday, there was a major earthquake in the UK.  The funny thing was, my colleagues never mentioned anything about it during a conference call we had, even though they were fairly close to the epicenter.  I only learned about it when a US colleague called and asked if everyone was ok there.

Anyway, today, I got this email from one of those UK colleagues.  I don't think they wrote this email, but it was pretty funny reading it.  I will attach the photo on the next page.

Subject: Earthquake

With all the news on TV lately about the hurricanes that America is
Experiencing, the typhoons in China, flooding in Switzerland and recent
Mud slides in South America, we shouldn't forget that the UK has its
share of devastating natural disasters too.

Below is a photo illustrating the damage caused to my home from the
earthquake that occurred last night.

It really makes you cherish what you have, and reminds us not to take
things for granted.

Do take care of yourself and be safe.

NEWS 512 - 11 Comments
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 28, 2008 12:37 PM


 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 28, 2008 12:54 PM

Wow - That earthquake was so bad it knocked Fatty's font down a couple points!  Impressive.


 
From: NickNick Entered on: February 28, 2008 12:56 PM

I've seen something similiar to this regarding hurricanes we're getting here in Michigan.  I hope all your friends are doing well, Fatty.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: February 28, 2008 2:27 PM

I hope you have a good homeowners policy...


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 28, 2008 3:37 PM

I generally don't have any problems with homos.  Their business is their business.  This seems to be a good policy. 

Why, what is your concern, Bunk?  Are you a closet lesbian?  MAN THATS HOT!!!  I think I justed whipped up some man-ayse at the very thought.  Don't worry Bunky, we are a very liberal group.  You can come clean.  It will be between you, the JAs, and the internet.  I'll even tell Al Gore to take the night off.  He doesn't need to know.

But, knowing Ross.... he will not accept anecdotal evidence.  Your stories will not count.  He will demand photographic evidence to be placed under intense scrutiny by a panel of experts.  If you post these in the Flickr pool, it will work fine.


 
From: NickNick Entered on: February 28, 2008 3:50 PM

We certainly can keep Bunk and her lesbian entourage between us.  Maybe in a blown-up swimming pool full of jell-o or chocolate syrup.  I propose that we're all a respectful distance apart to keep any unintential contact from happening with other male members of the group.


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 28, 2008 4:27 PM

Are you saying you don't like your salad tossed with mushrooms and nuts?  Hmmmm.


 
From: Bunky Entered on: February 28, 2008 6:07 PM

All right bitches, I am trying to figure out how homeowners insurance evolved to homos.

First off, I just got back from sprinting all over the Harbor Marriott Resort in Ft. Lauderdale in some scavenger hunt with my region. Each region had to wear matching white t-shirts with your region's name on it, so I am trying to recover from that. In addition, it would have been sweet to have been told you may want to pack a sports bra because you are going to run around 2 miles. Luckily, I packed running shoes and some Adidas warm ups. I think the best part was running through a group of guys around the age of girls Bone likes to hit it with. I am sure you can imagine the comments.

So I come back to relax and shower in my hotel room to this?

If I was a connoisseur of the vag, I would have already sent a video to Nick Nick to help him work out his tension. I consider myself a thoughtful person. As for my salad preference, throw on the Shiitake mushrooms and any kind of candied nuts, and I am a happy woman. Bring on the spice Fatty!


 
From: The Bone Entered on: February 28, 2008 9:57 PM
Jackzilla said:

Wow - That earthquake was so bad it knocked Fatty's font down a couple points! Impressive.

Well played sir.


 
From: Creeko Entered on: February 29, 2008 8:28 AM

I'm a little more interested in Bunky's interest in  Fatty bringing on the spice.

Could the Bunk be a spice monger?


 
From: Bunky Entered on: February 29, 2008 9:54 AM
OMG...Bring up the spice and Creeko posts.. I am blushing in my meeting. Thanks Creeko.
 

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