All right bitches, I am trying to figure out how homeowners insurance evolved to homos.
First off, I just got back from sprinting all over the Harbor Marriott Resort in Ft. Lauderdale in some scavenger hunt with my region. Each region had to wear matching white t-shirts with your region's name on it, so I am trying to recover from that. In addition, it would have been sweet to have been told you may want to pack a sports bra because you are going to run around 2 miles. Luckily, I packed running shoes and some Adidas warm ups. I think the best part was running through a group of guys around the age of girls Bone likes to hit it with. I am sure you can imagine the comments.
So I come back to relax and shower in my hotel room to this?
If I was a connoisseur of the vag, I would have already sent a video to Nick Nick to help him work out his tension. I consider myself a thoughtful person. As for my salad preference, throw on the Shiitake mushrooms and any kind of candied nuts, and I am a happy woman. Bring on the spice Fatty!
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