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From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 31, 2007 5:15 PM
What's a ditbag?
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 31, 2007 5:41 PM
Dude.... You are WAY early. It just turned 2008 here and you are six hours behind us. Quit jumping the gun! If you want first dibbs, try living in another timezone. You are sooo last year.... how is it living in the past??? Me, I am GMT +1... thats right. You, well lets just say you have a big minus six involved. SO the rule is, you have to wait for the day. We'll give you 15 minutes.... but 6 hours, NO WAY!!! You'll have to wait until next year and try again.... oh for you that is still 2 years away... sorry! Boldog Uj Evet Kivanok Motherfuckers!!!  - Wishing you a Happy New Year Motherfuckers!!!
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 31, 2007 6:13 PM
Harrumph!!! AND another thing.... you said it all wrong!!  We say it a certain way because of the history.  Did you even read the background? http://www.jackassery.com/quote/71/#142 If you are going to be on JA, you have to be a student of JA.  Bunky is a prime example, and so is a former JA reader - Natedog... who still reads us from time to time.  Both have spend many hours researching the subject.  We expect nothing less from you.  I know you have plenty of time at work.... so get cracking!
From: Bunky Entered on: January 1, 2008 10:43 AM
Fatty, does that make you my teacher? Nick Nick, as hard as it was for me to drop the M & F'er bomb on JA, I had to stay true to the guidelines dictated on Jackassery. I think you should practice on MLK 's birthday in January, and then again on Groundhound Day in February. I think with a little more experience, you may be able to redeem yourself on St. Patrick's Day. Where is Radmobile? Has he gone full-Bone and abandoned us for the "times"?
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 1, 2008 11:57 AM
There are many things I can teach you, my padawan.  I can show you the way....
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 1, 2008 12:00 PM
Except posting motherfuckin pics on JA!!!
From: Bunky Entered on: January 1, 2008 2:14 PM
Maybe someday I will be able to post pictures. I have a sweet pic of my husband with Eddie Vedder from Us Magazine I was trying to post unsucessfully for Ross. Fatty you know Stars Wars talk makes me herny.....
From: Radmobile Entered on: January 2, 2008 7:49 AM
Bunky said: Where is Radmobile? Has he gone full-Bone and abandoned us for the "times"? I haven't gone full-bone.  I've just not been at my work computer since before Christmas, and I rarely take the time to mess with my computer at home.  I'm back to work now though.  By the way Bunky, I like your xbox live custom gamerpic.  Too sexy.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 2, 2008 8:20 AM
I don't follow rules. I make my own path Fatty. Unlike you, I am not a lemming willing to follow the others off the cliff to their death. (And before anyone corrects me, I know that it's a myth that Lemmigs follow each other off cliffs in some mass migration.) By the way, I heard the Bone picked up an issue of my comic book. What about you Bunky. Do you not see the glory in purchasing a copy of my book?? http://www.indyplanet.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=696&osCsid=33a8ea14b314a6049b8891259dbf4493 Bone, let me know what you think. And you can tell me it sucks if that's what you think. Honestly. So, Happy Post-New Years Day, Grandma Fuckers.
From: Bunky Entered on: January 2, 2008 11:09 AM
The pic is my random speedo guy from Hawaii. There is one in all of our Hawaii albums. I have told anyone who asks that it is Keggman. He really appreciates that. I am glad you haven't gone full Bone. I think he left ZAGNUT and headed out for his next Tour of Vag. F the Bone! As for Nick Nick's comic book, Zilla has not mentioned that he would be willing to ship it out to California yet.
From: NickNick Entered on: January 2, 2008 11:25 AM
All you got to do is purchase it from indyplanet. Then you're all set.