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Buy my book, Bitches.
Entered on: December 10, 2007 2:22 PM by NickNick
I don't really care if you are into comics or not. You're all going to buy my comic book. www.indyplanet.com and search for Harijan. Issue #2 is available right now and #1 will be available in the scond print run in a week or so.  
 
If you don't buy my book, I will hunt you down and kill you. Then I will skull fuck your dead corpse. That's right. I said DEAD corpse. That's because after I kill you once, I will perform voodoo magic on your ass and then kill you again.

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From: Ross Entered on: December 10, 2007 3:20 PM
Looks cool.  Anywhere else we can buy it besides indyplanet?  Like a certain comic store in Lowell, perhaps?
 
From: NickNick Entered on: December 10, 2007 3:36 PM

Yup.   Got it at Rookies.  Jacks doing me quite a favor buy selling it for me and not taking anything off the top.  It's the sexual favors I perform for him.

I was going to have it sold at other stores in the area, but I had such an experience with the ass at Apperitions that I'm definitely going to rethink my approach.


 
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 10, 2007 5:38 PM

Dude.... you can't just say you had such an experience with an ass.... you got to share it.  Thats what JA is all about!  Don't be a tease!

By the way... Jack is selling your limited, first editions for $45.  The signed ones go for $90.  Its nice that Jack is giving you all that back.  A nice little income you have.


 
From: NickNick Entered on: December 10, 2007 5:56 PM
BigFatty said:

Dude.... you can't just say you had such an experience with an ass.... you got to share it.  Thats what JA is all about!  Don't be a tease!

By the way... Jack is selling your limited, first editions for $45.  The signed ones go for $90.  Its nice that Jack is giving you all that back.  A nice little income you have.


Trust me, Fatty, you don't want to know about that encounter.  Especially since you seem to be looking for some form of sexual discovery.  Oh well, here it is.  Imagine if Gollum were to mate with Harry Potter and Rosie O'Donnels ass.  That is what you would get for the proprietor of Apperitions.  Plus, the dude's an elitist nerd and I HATE that!!

I knew Zilla was undercutting me on the profit.  The bastard.  No more sexual favors, that's for sure.


 
From: The Bone Entered on: December 10, 2007 10:24 PM
Nick Nick - are we distant cousins? Jesus.
 
From: Radmobile Entered on: December 11, 2007 8:04 AM
I would've thought that obvious just from looking at you both.
 
From: NickNick Entered on: December 11, 2007 8:20 AM
Hey now.  That's not very nice to The Bone.
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 11, 2007 11:32 AM
Good Lord, Rad, you are one funny MoFo.

 
From: NickNick Entered on: December 11, 2007 12:19 PM
Yeah... this from my actual cousin.
 

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