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NEWS 475 - 37 Comments
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I love some young ones but I'm willing to diversify my portfolio. Age isn't necessarily the limiting factor here though. They need to still look hot. There are birds in their 50s that still have it together. Much beyond that though and almost no one looks good.
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Bone, I am glad to see you are not shallow or anything, and are willing to serve the community by hitting it with an older "hot" lady every now and again to "diversify your portfolio".
Rad, I am glad to know that Mass Effect late a night is just a cover for your "me time" during Golden Girl reruns. I am no longer offended by you ignoring us.
Bone- WTF is up with the weather over here? I can't surf, kayak, snorkel or work on my tan! I can't even find a random speedo guy photo op due to the weather, which by the way, is a tradition in our Hawaii photo albums. And just so you know, when I look for the random speedo guy photo for the family album, the older and heavier the better.
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I agree with Bone, age is only an indicating factor - the real factor is hotness, which age can be a rough guide for. But there are no hard and fast rules. I personally am not up on my MILF knowledge, so I can't really point out specific older women that are within range, thus I have nothing controversial to add here. If anyone puts forth their particular favorites, I will be happy to critique.
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Jane Seymour is definitely allowed but she's only 56 so that's probably not too controversial.
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Always been a fan, even with her two-different-colored-eyes. Accepted.
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Lynda Carter is also 56 and although she's in the process of hitting the wall IMO, she's still acceptable if for no other reason than for Wonder Woman nostalgia purposes.
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Here's a reminder of just how much Ross really enjoys Lynda Carter !
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Too bad Bells doesn't post anymore. We might've heard mention of Rosemary Harris. 77 years old by the way.
I think I'd go the Susan Lucci route. She's 60. Anyone wanna go older?
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Sorry the weather hasn't been cooperating Bunky. I'll prance around for you in my speedo if it will help. By the way, how old are you?
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I am in between your barely legal and birds in their 50's. I just turned 34 at the end of October.
Our token speedo picture is usually of a guy who shouldn't be wearing one. If you prance in your speedo, will it stop the rain? The water is so murky from the run-off and I am dying to go snorkeling. I was also looking forward to that mid-winter sun tan! We have always had perfect weather on past trips to the islands.
Speaking of old, I believe Zilla will begin enjoying his last year in his thirties on or around December 30th.
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Try the Windward side. Maybe Bellows beach. See we've been having Kona winds (South) for the last week or so. With it, comes shitty conditions for the Waikiki side - I assume that's where you are staying. Other than the rain, the East side should have better water.
34 - that's acceptable, shall we have a go?
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Excellent topic, Rad. I'm glad I thought of it. :)
But we need more pics, so here we go...
Ellen Barkin, 53 (seen recently in Ocean's Thirteen). Sexy older broad!
Bone - "shall we have a go?" Classic! HA HA!
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Fatty will only go up to 42 years old....... and that is a combined age - because I will only 'do' 42 in a threesome with the Olsen Twins.
BooYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are some sick granny-lovin MoFos. In fact, I've stopped 'Me Times' because I am too old for myself.
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The one Olsen on the right looks like Skeletor. You'd rather do her than Ellen Barkin? Strange.
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Close... I'd rather do BOTH of them rather than Barkin. They are looking quite skanky for Billionaires..... but thats the Billionaire Look these days I guess.
It this point I am somewhat leery of any of Bone's links on this subject. Years ago I think Bone gave us a link or posted photos (neither I can find) of some ancient, mummified old lady that some repugnant individuals photographed naked.
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The Olsen Twins look like characters from A Bug's Life. Or maybe Japanese Anime characters. Fatty - Don't you like WOMEN? (As opposed to under-developed little girls). There has to be someone over 40 you'd hit! It don't gotta be Rue McClanahan!
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Bone we are actually on Maui right now. The sun came out this afternoon and I think I managed a tan line! The water hasn't completely cleared up yet, but it's better. We are snorkeling out at Molokini on Monday, and I am hoping the weather holds out and I can get some kayaking and surfing in tomorrow.
I am glad that 34 is still acceptable. I think I may be slightly frightend due to the videos posted a few week ago!
Fatty, I am questioning your manhood at this point. The Olson twins have the body of 14 year boy! You guys have forgot Raquel Welch. She is 67 and way hotter than Jane Seymour or Ellen Barkin!
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Don't worry Bunky, all videos posted here come from my "freak Jackassery out" file. The "me time" videos are standard fare. Serking and ferking mostly or frooking depending on which part of the country you are from.
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All right, you called me out. No, the Olsen Twins are not on my list. I thought what would be better, 1 hot old lady, or two young hot twins. The Olsen Twins were the first to pop into my mind. I wrote my little comment and posted that pic. Yes, I had second thoughts if I should make the posting after viewing their photo, but laziness prevailed!
Here are my thoughts on this matter:
20's and below - Good looking, but lacks experience and is usually lacking self-confidence. So-So Sex.
30-40s - not as good looking but is very experienced, confident in bed, and is usually frooking for themselves... you are just a tool. They realize they are no 20 year old.. but don't care. Plus they men they are usually with are no treats either. ('Lowered Expectations' anyone???) They will give you a wild time. GOOD TIMES!
50s and above - looks are not a consideration now (normally). Have most experience, don't give a shit on how they compare to a 20 year-old, and some may give some interesting BJs (Gummers). But, they are more conservative in bed... heart attacks and breaking hips are a concern. Not-so-good times.
I have not seen any recent photos of Raquel Welsh for some times. I think she has jumped over to the other side of the acceptable wall and has graciously removed herself from public scrutiny. I wish to remember her in her golden years 15-60. She gets the Lifetime Achievement Award for longest Frookability. Anyone disagree???
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I looked for Dear Raquel... People reportedly did a story on her being sexy at 67... I did not find this or a photo. Maybe a better Googler can do better.
I did find People's Beauties at every age photo gallery which has some awful photos posted of some beauties. But some worth mentioning - Gwen Stefani, 37 - seems to be in the same shape as she was as a 20 year-old. Sheryl Crow, 45 - not bad... she is still with it. Sharon Stone, 50(??) - I've seen pics of her all in shape for her last movie - Real Nice. Christy Brinkley, 53 - Yep, she still has it. At 60 they had Susan Sarandon. In the photo, (headshot) she had nice make up on... but I am not sold on that one!
They did have another shoot with celebs with no make-up on. There was a video of one of my favorites from American Idol - Katherine McPhee. I love that girl. Naturally pretty and nice.... plus her voice just is perfect for me. No makeup for her (in the video it is suspect).. not a problem.
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I'm sorry Fatty, 20's is my brand of justice. 20 yr olds these days don't lack experience. Any 20 yr old that would frook a 34 yr old is probably a nasty tart and has been frooking for a while. Give me the young nubile please.
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Ah... You've never frooked a desparete and horny 30-something who looked at you as the only frooking she's had, or will have in a long time. She is frookin for a purpose! She might be thinking this is the last frook she will ever have! If you though you where frooking for the last time - wouldn't you go all out??
Shit - If I had a choice between a horny 30 something and a hot 20 something - I'd be taking the hot 20 something. What the hell did you think I'd do???? But, the 20 year olds may frook you good now.... but they will be better frookers in 10 years.
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I still think Raquelle Welch is a hottie. But a previous pic that was posted here on Jackassery has forever damaged me whenever I think about older women. Not sure what the name of the pic was or when it was posted. It was basically a naked old handbag that looked like it might have been a woman at one time.
Another suggestion for older, What about Michelle Pfeifer?
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I think Pfeifer is 51 and pics I've seen from the new movie (The Golden Compass) seem to prove she still has powers.
What about 60's? Certainly there's a 60-something somewhere the boys will approve of?
We need pics people! Can anyone find a current pic of Raquelle Welch? Within the last year?
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Demi Moore is 45, she'll probably keep well until 50. She's frookin Austin Kutcher, 17 years her junior.
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40's? That's the best you can do, Creeko? Come on! I see frookable 40-year-olds at Meijer and I'm not THAT much older than you! And where's the pics?!
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Sharon Stone at 49. She turns 50 in March. Any takers?
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You bet I'd buttsex her.
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Nice. "I only want to hit it a little bit."
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Awesome.
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You have to say with a chinese accent as well.
"I onry want to hit it a rittle bit."
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So no one has found pictures of the ultimate, all-time Hottie - Raquel Welsh?? I mean recent ones?? My search went on for almost a half hour . I've read that they do exist..... get sloothing
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NickNick said:
You have to say with a chinese accent as well.
"I onry want to hit it a rittle bit."
HA HA HA!
NickNick, you are one offensive asshole! I love it!
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Creeko said:
I did some research (not the kind The Bone dose) on hot oldies and there's a Sohpia Loren pic in there somewhere and some other names too that bigh fit the bill.
http://top7list.blogspot.com funny Mike tyson qutes here too
http://www.tbd.com/content/post/12327
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/show-1089/8/
How the hell can we call ourselves true perverts when we couldn't even come up with 50% of that list!!! I know they're grandmas but true perverts are never picky. Sure, Fatty may specialize in little girls and bone specializes in, well, everything. But that doesn't mean we should be ignoring these ageless beauties. Long live the Silver Foxes!!
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The last link certainly has some favorible pics of those ladies. My big surpirse... Lauren Hutton at 80!!! Man, if that is a pic of her at 80.... I'm in! I never found her very attractive... maybe it is her gapped smile, but shit... if she is looking like that at 80, why not??? I also like Debbie Harry, and there is a new found appreciation for Susan Sarandon. She does look a little tasty in her pic. From another source.. Michelle Pfeifier IS looking good for over 50.... But take a look at Hutton in Creeko's last link. I think she is the all-time winner..... unless someone finds a recent pic of Welsh..... c'mon!!
Bunky... who is the oldest man you'd get lewd in the nude for? This should be hard..... oh, and don't include Rad.
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