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From: Bunky Entered on: November 15, 2007 9:55 AM
So I am guessing you had no fruking offers to help you get through this movie?
From: NickNick Entered on: November 15, 2007 10:31 AM
Bunky said: So I am guessing you had no fruking offers to help you get through this movie? OK, this is retarded.  I had to reply directly to the quote because the saite told me I had to log in.  Stupid site, I am logged in.  Ass. Bunky.  In reply.  You are aware that we have a 3 month old at home?  I haven't been fruking in a very long time.  Just a lot of Me Time.
From: Bunky Entered on: November 15, 2007 1:36 PM
The doctor gives "fruking clearance" after 6-8 weeks! You need to start sweet talking the misses and rent a good romantic flic film instead of a boobfest flick!!! They baby has to sleep at some point. I hope things go better for you soon. Good luck with getting on your fruk.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 15, 2007 11:40 AM
Bunky's right, get your fruke on!
From: Radmobile Entered on: November 15, 2007 2:03 PM
It's true. You won't be making any more babies, so there no harm in it. You want to borrow my Barry White CD? Help set the mood? Are you wearing your business socks when you try to get things going?
From: Bunky Entered on: November 15, 2007 2:10 PM
Just don't start singing na-na-na-na-na, it will probably freak her out and kill the mood. Rad is getting more than any of us (with the same person, not to shame the Bone), so he can probably give you some good pointers, and even do a trial run at the Rad Pad and let you know the pros and cons before you try it at home.
From: NickNick Entered on: November 15, 2007 2:25 PM
Yeah.... I've known Rad quite a while. I don't think I'm quite desperate enough to take pointers from Rad. Try to remember, despite the fact the Rad is now known as Don Juan, he is still a rookie in the world of the nookie. Yeah the romance pointers are fine. She's just going through the post baby thing right now. Don't worry about me folks. I'll find a way to survive. Business socks.... pshhh, I got a whole suit.
From: Bunky Entered on: November 15, 2007 3:07 PM
If you stop by ZAGNUT over the weekend and play some Halo, you can get the full treatment and watch it over and over in the theater!
From: Radmobile Entered on: November 15, 2007 3:09 PM
It's true. Bunky likes watching our "home movies." Jack and I are more than willing to give you the same treatment.
From: NickNick Entered on: November 15, 2007 3:22 PM
Shall I bring the K-Y???  Besides the wife has to work, so I'll have the little'uns and I don't think they're quite ready for Halo 3. I miss the ZAGNUT.  I miss seeing Josh all naked and..... wait, never mind.
From: Bunky Entered on: November 15, 2007 3:28 PM
Spartans and Elites don't need the K-Y. And just for the record, I am always a liitle nervous when I receive a video clip from Rad. Stay out of corners!
From: The Bone Entered on: November 15, 2007 10:16 PM
Speaking of pron, here's a little gem I ran into. It's called 2 Girls 1 Cup. It's totally fucking heinous. Don't watch it at work or around children or even around other humans.
From: The Bone Entered on: November 15, 2007 10:26 PM
And one more just for fun.
From: Ross Entered on: November 15, 2007 10:48 PM
Bone, you are the sickest mothefucker I know.  Just when I think you've gone to your lowest point, you dig a hole and wallow in the muck around the water table.  The second video in particular will give me nightmares for years to come.  How (and why) on earth do you even find this shit???? The first video is Sesame Street by comparison.  I was pretty sure at first that they weren't actually digging in to the actual cup of shit since it crossfades directly from the shitting to the eating, but I rewound that transition numerous times and I'll be damned if that lump of shit didn't look identical to what came out of that sick whore's ass.  I'm going to declare it, Mythbuster's style, PLAUSIBLE.
From: Creeko Entered on: November 16, 2007 8:52 AM
looks like soft serve ice cream. The second one goes beyond my threshold for tolerable content.
From: NickNick Entered on: November 16, 2007 1:58 PM
I'm not even going to watch these.  I've heard about the 2 girls 1 cup before and if that's sesame street to the second one, it can stay out of my head.  Plus the only internet I have fast enough to watch videos is here at work.  Somehow, I don't think that would be best to view it here.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 16, 2007 2:49 PM
I can only imagine what horrors Bone hopes to unleash on us.  Don't look Bunky as I'm sure you'll never be the same.
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 16, 2007 3:07 PM
I call a fake!  Or am I stating the obvious????  It certainly is not for the faint hearted, and I am not sure I want to watch it again to examine it closer.  The self mutilation went too matter-o-factly, there was no pain reaction (of course drugs would have to be involved), I would think more blood would be involved (yes, even with the string), then the ball-popper... I didn't see them connected to anything (I didn't look too close) plus that whole scene just looked fake.  Then, where are you going to find 3 guys who will willingly cut off their business?  Why use some dull cutlery?  Aren't they worried about infection?  Or peeing afterwards?  Is this some cult thing?   Still, if it is fake, and I am not convinced yet, it is super well done.
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 16, 2007 3:17 PM
This video might heal the scars.  It is safe for work, involves no people, animals, or poop and is just plain nerdy!  But I am sure you all will think it is neat - I did!  Physics in action! Homemade Contraption
From: NickNick Entered on: November 16, 2007 3:19 PM
Did you really have to go to the length of describing it Fatty?  Really?!?  Now my brain is chock full of disgusting oddities happening to people.  You rat bastard.
From: NickNick Entered on: November 16, 2007 3:29 PM
BigFatty said: This video might heal the scars.  It is safe for work, involves no people, animals, or poop and is just plain nerdy!  But I am sure you all will think it is neat - I did!  Physics in action! Homemade Contraption   That was incredible.  I can't even imagine how much time it took to set all that up!!
From: Bunky Entered on: November 16, 2007 5:05 PM
I think I will take Zilla's advice and avoid these...
From: The Bone Entered on: November 17, 2007 8:41 AM
Fatty, I think it's all real. I mean for the 2 girls 1 cup the chicks clearly vomit in each other's mouth. If they're willing to do that why not eat a bowl of shit, which incidentally looks exactly like the load that cam out of that nasty whore's ass as Bert pointed out. As for  the "other" video. Looks all legit to me. Unlike your previous postings which you thought were real but clearly are fakes. They better not put you on a panel of experts to determine whether it's really Big Foot on Joe Jackass' home video.
From: Ross Entered on: November 17, 2007 12:21 PM
That rube goldberg device has to be the coolest thing I have ever seen...
From: BigFatty Entered on: November 17, 2007 1:52 PM
Dude - The dog video is 100% legit.  Your ball lopping, penis chopping one is very suspect. Plus, the doggy one is hilarious, and your penis one is heinous.  Who is the weird fruk?  You win by a landslide. Besides, I am only referring to the penis one - I did not even see the 2 girl one cup.  Skat is not my style.  Your other post did not have reference to what it was, so the curiosity got the better of me, unfortunately.....