What's interesting is, I have to conform to Associated Press grammar rules in my line of work, and it's often idiotically contrary to how people actually speak. A couple of my pet peeves: split infinitives, like "my sores have finally gone away" is always changed to "my sores finally have gone away," which to my ear, sounds clunky as hell. Or "it reminds me of movies like 'Pulp Fiction' and 'Star Wars'" would be changed to "it reminds me of movies such as 'Pulp Fiction' and 'Star Wars'," because the literal definition of "like" doesn't work - although such usage of the word has infiltrated our speaking in recent years, which should alter its definition, right?
Even worse is some of the nomenclature regarding technology. First, any reference to the Web of Internet is capitalized. Who the fuck knows why. Then, we can't use the word "blog" - for a while it was "Web log," which is totally retarded, and now it's "Web blog" which is even retardeder. And it has gone so far that the title of my blog has to be in quotes - so the full reference is "read John Serba's Web blog, 'Project Mayhem.' " It's complication for its own sake.
But, just like Ross mentioned, ending a sentence with a preposition? These days, who cares. I do it all the time, and it's never changed. The point being, if the intent of the statement is clear, does any of the other shit really matter?
Don't get me started on this word nerd stuff. I'll send all of you home crying and wetting your pants.
Plus, this should be a sure-fire way to kill the hell out of this thread.
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