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NEWS 446 - 17 Comments
From: NickNick Entered on: October 10, 2007 3:00 PM
Congrats!!  It's not fun to watch your wife go through that with nothing to help.  But you certainly earn a whole hell of a lot more respect after you've witnessed what they go through.  Seriously, congrats..... oh, and say goodbye to sleep.
From: Bunky Entered on: October 10, 2007 3:04 PM
ConFATulations to you and your brother on your new little ones!!
From: Creeko Entered on: October 10, 2007 3:11 PM
Welcome to the club. Better late than never I say. Our younger sis had three before I, the middle child, had my first, then I just beat old man Heiss to the punch with my second before he had his first. Good for you Bro - Hope Hungary lets Melinda take the baby home from the hospital so you can get to work changing stink bombs.   I'm happy for you. Enjoy fatherhood.
From: Ross Entered on: October 10, 2007 3:15 PM
Vivien!  I will forever associate this name with Eddie Murphy doing his drunken father's rant in Delirious.   Congrats to all Heisseseses!  Can't wait for pics!
From: Ross Entered on: October 10, 2007 3:55 PM
BTW, I think BigPappy has a better ring to it - a smoother transition... remember, you don't get to choose your own name.  In reality, only Roche really does.  But I have sufficient influence that I believe he will sanction this one.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 11, 2007 6:01 AM
Well, a big ConCreekolations and ConBigPappylations to the Heisseseses! Let's see some pictures!
From: Radmobile Entered on: October 11, 2007 7:17 AM
Congrats all around. Good to hear everyone's belly fruit turned out well. We've had quite the harvest this season. That's 5 healthy Jackassery babies this year. Pretty soon it'll be time to get started on next years crop.
From: NickNick Entered on: October 11, 2007 7:33 AM
Josh.... You care to contribute?  :)
From: Jackzilla Entered on: October 11, 2007 10:35 AM
I think Rad is "working the land" but not ready to plant seeds.
From: Bunky Entered on: October 11, 2007 1:02 PM
I am sure the Bone is due for some "baby's mamas" to start popping up soon. Well, it's not to hard to figure out what you East Coast folk were busy doing last winter!!!  Pretty soon you will have to start a Jackassery Jr. site for the little ones!
From: Radmobile Entered on: October 11, 2007 1:07 PM
Well, I'm certainly not ready to contribute to the numbers. Maybe Bunky will make some. Or Bone! He probably has some unknowns by now.
From: Bunky Entered on: October 11, 2007 5:29 PM
We are done here! It's all on you Rad.
From: Heather Entered on: October 12, 2007 2:10 PM
Congrats to all the Heisses!  The cousins look adorable.  We'll have to plan a Jackassery Jr. get-together when Pappy and Creeko head back to the states.  It will be fun to get all the little ones together!  Of course it won't only be for the newborns...all are welcome, all are welcome! :)
From: Ross Entered on: October 12, 2007 2:33 PM
Heather said: ...all are welcome, all are welcome! :) Oh no!  She's channeling the scary medium lady from Poltergeist:
From: Swerb Entered on: October 15, 2007 6:35 PM
Congradulantions BigPappy and Creeko!  By the way, invoking the Poltergeist lady in this thread... yeesh. She still looks preemie.
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 27, 2007 1:27 PM
Today, the number of Americans increased by one. Little Vivi became an official citizen. We spent about an hour at the embassy signing forms and such. It was easier than I thought, but it had one strange item that I had to work at... I had to prove to them that I had physical presence in the US (That I lived there for more than 5 years.) This is hard to do if you didn't bring much from home! Luckily I spend all those years edumacating myself, so the transcripts did the trick. So, after the paperwork, passing the obstacle course and the 2 mile run, she was in! Next up... the Alien Spouse Visa - and I thought I married a Hungarian.
From: NickNick Entered on: December 27, 2007 1:35 PM
When do you all have to swear your allegiance to George Bush??