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Fatty's new Flat
Entered on: July 1, 2007 4:51 PM by BigFatty
I've re-joined adulthood and moved out of my inlaws flat and into our own little nest. For you non-Europeans.... a flat is another name for what you might call an apartment. It is a full two doors down from my inlaw's place. I still get to eat Momma's cooking. Lets not get stupid now. It is a very small place, but, I can squeeze a couple into their own room (plus I could put one more in the storage room if pressed. The place is renovated and is decent. I just bought an A/C, so civilized life is soon to be mine. I'll take a couple of pics and post them on Flickr in the next few days. You might catch a glimpse on the over-trimmed gay-tee.

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From: Ross Entered on: July 2, 2007 7:30 AM

Confats!

And what's this about a new job, possibly?  


 
From: Swerb Entered on: July 3, 2007 8:06 PM
Sweet! Congradulantions, Fats. Hope the job works out for you...

 
From: BigFatty Entered on: July 16, 2007 1:00 PM

Well, the baby was not at the best of vantages again, plus the doctor does not want to go out on a limb on this matter.... but it is looking like we have a little Fatina baking in the oven.  I am saying that we are having a girl.  Looks like I am still pretty!  Of course the doc does not want to give a 100 per cent diagnosis here, just in case it carries a little pee-pee, but the doc said if it was a boy, he should have saw some equipment hanging.

So Ross, there is no way in Hell your son is hanging around my daughter.  I am raising a lesbian anyway. 


 
From: Ross Entered on: July 16, 2007 1:04 PM
So your daughter is going to dyke out with Jack's?  And then Logan gets to do them both?  
 
From: NickNick Entered on: July 16, 2007 3:17 PM
Hey!  What about about my two girls?  I have an older one with more experience.  What the hell am I saying?!?!  You bastards keep your kids away from mine.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 16, 2007 4:56 PM
NickNick was over with his little girl and wife this past week.  We were chatting on the deck when his little girl wandered from the yard onto the deck with no clothes on.  Apparently, she took off her clothes and walked in the sprinkler.  I told her she could come back and do it again when she's 17.
 

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