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NEWS 413 - 9 Comments
From: The Bone Entered on: June 1, 2007 10:20 PM
Does anyone on this site have any ideahow badly I want to buttsex this hacky sack nerd ?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 2, 2007 7:51 AM
The Bone said: Does anyone on this site have any ideahow badly I want to buttsex this hacky sack nerd ? Yeah, but would you lick the spice?
From: Ross Entered on: June 2, 2007 9:09 AM
I bet she needs some wet wipes too, my friend... only dirty hippies do hacky sacks.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 2, 2007 11:30 AM
I'd lick the spice but only after a shower beacause Ross is absoulutely 100% correct.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 13, 2007 2:47 PM
All of this talk of buttsex and free range reminds me of a term that was used by "the boys" over the weekend (we were helping Rad move into his new Rad Pad):  slinging batter.  I'm not sure who to credit for this lovely term for wacking, but its a gem.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 13, 2007 10:50 AM
Fatty informed me that a gay guy may be interested in renting his house (not that there's anything wrong with that).  We quickly realized it might give new meaning to the infamous "manune." "Not only will there be slinging batter... someone's gonna be licking the beaters!"
From: Ross Entered on: June 13, 2007 12:03 PM
Shit, I finally get that phrase now.  I was thinking you were using the term "sling batter" like "sling blade", with the emphasis on "sling", rather than "batter".  So it sounded like some kind of odd baseball reference.  Now it makes much more sense.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 13, 2007 1:22 PM
I knew what they were trying to say, but I too thought they were misusing a baseball reference.  Many a summer Saturday as a kid, a was stuck out in the morning on a baseball field.  It was tee-ball, it was boring.  Basically, all I remember was being out in the field chanting that infernal chant 'AAAYYYYY Batter Batter, AAAAAAAYYYYYYYY  Batter Batter, SWING! Batter Batter......' all morning.  Even has a kid, I thought this was recockulous.  Really, that chat is going to sike (sp??) a kid out. I see from your confusion, you were a tee-baller too, Ross.  Better than a tee-bagger in my book.  Slinging batter?????? Meh - Licking the beater (mixer - I think mixer is funnier)..... Ok that makes it funny.  Two out of Four Stars.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 13, 2007 2:48 PM
BigFatty said: Slinging batter?????? Meh - Licking the beater (mixer - I think mixer is funnier)..... Ok that makes it funny. Two out of Four Stars. Fuck the Fatty!