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Well, Budapest is far from Shangri-La. We found that in Costa Rica. But, my situation would have been very crappy if I stayed. The Meijer job was pure crap. I was able to survive a year because of my pure genius. I gave 6 months notice in order to gain 'short-timer' status. I was able to not give a shit and they gave all my work to other people cuz I was leaving anyways. I was not sure it would work, but man, it worked perfectly. The main reason they did not shit-can me, was they did not want to hire anyone to replace me - plus I was the only fucker that new a critical job. Really, It took me a few days to hatch that plan. It was pure Costanza.
Back to topic...... So far it has been a good decision. The weather was perfect - no snow to speak of. I had a lot of time off to relax. My job now is interesting, and I get to go and enjoy other countries with it - plus with all my vacation time (5 weeks).
Today was some icing on the cake. I have a healthclub membership through work. I have only gone a few times, and am trying to figure out with rules and culture of lockerroom etiquette. First thing which is not so sweet - there are cranks everywhere. Male nudity is rampant. Even in the co-ed areas, guys have no hesitation to be walking around naked in front of chicks. Another thing - I now know why this place is called Hungary and not Magyar (The Hungarian name for this place). Put it this way.... They ain't hurtin here. Jesus Christ! There are huge cranks floppin all over the place. Yes, my towel stays on, cuz I'd be but a mouse amongst these gaints. Ok, so that part I don't like. But, there are some extremely fit ladies walking around in awesome outfits. And tonight.... it all became worth it. After my sauna, I decided to try the aroma therapy room. I happend to see a hottie go in there with her boyfriend. No sooner than I stepped through the door - BAM! There she was laying out full nude. Marvelous....... Fantastic..... Then things got absurd. I took a chair on the other side of the small room. This chick decided to stretch her legs out. There she is laying on her back and lifting her legs, spreading them wide. Did I mention she was HOT????? WTF!!!!! I did not get a great view cuz her boyfriend was between us. It was enough to feel the mouse flex its muscles though. Then, bless her, she stood up, full nude, grabbed her towel, and I had a nice show of this beauty from all angles, as she put on her towel.
Um, ya..... I kinda like it here - except for all the big cocks.
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