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From: Ross Entered on: May 27, 2003 10:14 PM
Nice. I see you went for the DVD burner as well. A wise decision. Soon Jack and I will have to lessons in our xbox voodoo techniques so you can put it to good use.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 27, 2003 10:30 PM
Yes, I'm going to call it the Bone Pornstation
From: Morpheous Entered on: May 29, 2003 4:21 PM
yup, i just thought i'd check Nerdassery.com once more to confirm my suspicions, and I have yet again been proven correct. You are all, with out a doubt, homosexuals. And if by some great chance you are not, then you are one VERY lonley nerd. Anyone who is so nerdtacular as to brag about their computer specs to all their "buddies" is obviously lacking in the male hormone area. You should all just have one big circle jerk and get it over with.
From: Ross Entered on: May 29, 2003 5:25 PM
I will let the Bone answer the claim that he is a "very lonely nerd," but let me clear up a couple things for those in the audience, who like Murphy, seem to have a little trouble with basic science, psychology, and/or rational thought:     Homosexuality is not generally equated in humans with levels of computer use. The two are what we would refer to as "orthogonal" - that is, the one has no bearing on the other. Certainly, there are gay computer nerds, but there are also straight computer nerds. A person's proclivity for using computers may be merely a stepping-stone for interest in other things, given the breadth of information available on the Internet. For instance, The Bone's comment that he will be using said computer for porn shows one potential use. For others, such as yourself, I suspect the internet could be used to further your interests in raping sheep and other farm animals, or perhaps furthering your admittedly limited talents of trying in vain to annoy strangers. If that is the case, I suggest you find a new hobby, you're pretty bad at this one.     Still, that is hardly grounds to make assumptions on the nature of The Bone's sexuality. So, for next time, your homework assignment is to figure out something original and intelligent to say. I must admit - and I think I speak for all of us here - that we welcome your input, if for no other reason than to make ourselves feel smarter. Still, I long for a challenge, and quite frankly, you're boring me.       Also, Murphy, I will have to put the word "Neo" in my comment because you're too dim-witted to find this message any other way. Yes, I can see that you always do a search on Neo rather than on your own name. I guess no one can accuse YOU of being a nerd.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 29, 2003 8:12 PM
Murphus, with all this time to think of an appropriate response to my previous remark, http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?id=74&ty pe=quote all you could muster was a two prong assault featuring the well worn "nerd approach" and a new yet equally uninspired "homosexual theme".     You have got to get more original man. You remain active on this sight only to serve our amusement. If you don't come up with something better than "nerdassery" or "nerdtacular", I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel your subscription. I know you don't want this as you probably have no life outside of attacking complete strangers' websites.     I know it is important for you to try an put us down in order to make yourself feel better about your insignificant existance. If you aren't going to come up with anything witty to say, then maybe attacking others isn't such a good idea for you. Instead, maybe you could use your time to better yourself intellectually and possibly one day you might get a job and even move out of mommy's basement.     But since you were so nice to pay us a visit I'll bring it down a few levels to your mindframe so you can relate. Here goes : We did have one big circle jerk. Your mom was in the middle and she was the happiest cumsplattered queen I have ever seen.     Have a nice day.   The Bone
From: Creeko Entered on: May 30, 2003 8:33 AM
I love it when Morpheous drops in, it makes this forum so much more entertaining!   I open this for debate; what if Morpheous is actually the Star Wars Kid?   He must be feeling a somewhat bitter towards us for putting his parade of gumpiness on display, and to get even, he has unleashed a slurry of lame-ass insults.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 30, 2003 3:54 PM
I just checked the status of my Dell and its in Honolulu right now, probably at my house. I'm going to have to leave the work station early today. Dell is so fucking sweet. They told me it would be shipped by the 2nd of June but it's early, unlike those weak ass process fornicators at Easybuy2000.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 31, 2003 9:01 AM
EASYBUY2000 ROCK!!!     Fatty ordered 3 more chips and had them in like 3 DAYS! EASYBUY2000 is certainly "easy to buy" from! Ha ha ha... Highly recommended!
From: Ross Entered on: May 31, 2003 9:11 AM
Not only is Easybuy highly NOT recommended, anyone who recommends them is also highly NOT recommended!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 31, 2003 10:22 AM
Not trying to offend, friend, but I recommend that you amend your statement of recommends... I can't pretend -- I must commend them!
From: Ross Entered on: May 31, 2003 11:26 AM
Listen once again old hen, that company you befriend can suck my rear end. I intend to end this trend of recommends. So apprehend what you seem to contend - Easybuy 2000 offends me no end.     Amen!
From: The Bone Entered on: May 31, 2003 11:17 AM
DEll is sweet, UPS sucks. They somehow managed to get 2 of the 3 boxes to my house. I have a CPU, some sweet ass speakers, but my fucking monitor is sitting in a warehouse in Memphis according to the UPS tracker. I feel that being forced to pay $160 in overnight shipping entitles me to less process fornication than one would expect over regular ground. I suspect Easybuy2000 is somehow reasponsible for this mess.     Also, I received my replacement matrix chip from Willy. I'll be sending the defective chip back to NotVeryEasybuy2000 on Monday. Let's see how long this process takes.
From: Ross Entered on: May 31, 2003 11:28 AM
Your chip went bad? I didn't hear about that! That sucks.     Well, as for the chip and the computer delivery process fornication: I stick to my old standby: When in doubt, blame Fatty. He's never on the site to defend himself anyway so I'm sure he won't care if I besmirch his name.
From: The Bone Entered on: May 31, 2003 2:39 PM
Yeah Ross, not only did stankybuy2000 take nearly a month to send me the chip, when I got it, one of the pogo pins was unsecure and would pop right out. Since I have no soldering tools (or skill) I just afro-engineered it with some electrical tape. It would hold the connection for a while but then the tape would eventually sag, allowing the pogo pin to break contact. I must have re-taped and re-chipped at least 6 or 7 times.
From: John Entered on: June 1, 2003 3:42 PM
Sounds like a nice computer Bone, not that I understand much about the stats. Maybe i'm not nerdy enough.