Ah, the life of Bone..... I am sure the position comes with a limosine with the little American flags flapping in the front. Next time I am in Hawaii, I'll stop by your office for a Scotch and a Cuban.
The way your life goes, you will be the first Admiral that really could care less about getting the job, except it boosts up your retirement cash flow. Speaking of your retirement.... Plan on getting a big house cuz I am coming to live off your fat-government-retirement dole. I will do the dishes from time to time. You will be my Sugar Bone!