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Entered on: November 7, 2006 7:45 PM by The Bone
I found this in my yahoo inbox adressed to john@jackassery and it had an attachment that I didn't open. ANyone else get this shit?  
Dear Customer,  
Thank you for ordering from our internet shop. If you paid with a  
credit card, the charge on your statement will be from name of our shop.  
This email is to confirm the receipt of your order. Please do not reply  
as this email was sent from our automated confirmation system.  
Date : 06 Nov 2006 - 12:40  
Order ID : 37679041  
Payment by Credit card  
Product : Quantity : Price  
WJM-PSP - Sony VAIO SZ370 C2D T7200 : 1 : 2,449.99  
Subtotal : 2,449.99  
Shipping : 32.88  
TOTAL : 2,482.87  
Your Order Summary located in the attachment file ( self-extracting  
archive with "37679041.pdf" file ).  
PDF (Portable Document Format) files are created by Adobe Acrobat  
software and can be viewed with Adobe Acrobat Reader.  
If you do not already have this viewer configured on a local drive, you  
may download it for free from Adobe's Web site.  
We will ship your order from the warehouse nearest to you that has your  
items in stock (NY, TN, UT & CA). We strive to ship all orders the same  
day, but please allow 24hrs for processing.  
You will receive another email with tracking information soon.  
We hope you enjoy your order! Thank you for shopping with us!

NEWS 382 - 11 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: November 7, 2006 9:16 PM
That's definitely a scam.  Disregard.

From: Crockett Entered on: November 7, 2006 11:44 PM

And won't you be surprised to find a PC on your doorstep in a couple of days.

From: The Bone Entered on: November 7, 2006 11:59 PM
I was really hoping for a Mac though. How dissapointing.
From: Ross Entered on: November 8, 2006 7:55 AM
Speaking of macs, I just got a new Mac mini yesterday for the kitchen.  I still am in Mac special ed, so I can barely navigate on the thing but it's got a really slick interface. 
From: Swerb Entered on: November 8, 2006 9:20 PM
Bone, I get junk e-mails like that regularly. They're quickly deleted...

From: BigFatty Entered on: July 2, 2007 11:55 AM

I can't believe this idiot....  Are there really people dumber than the guy sending this email out?  He must be new to the internet, scams are a little more sophisticted now-a-days.  Notice the descrepancy in the bank's address and his UK free email address, then his Yahoo mail......  But, I have to give it to him.... His name is frickin SWEET!  This is the only reason I opened the mail!

From:"wang hongZhang" <>

Subject: REPLY

Date: Mon, 2 Jul 2007 07:57:58 +0800

I am Mr. Wang HongZhang, Chief Disciplinary Officer, People\'s Bank of China (PBC), 32 Chengfang street, Xi Cheng district, Beijing. I have an obscured business proposal of 24.5million USD for you. Please get back at me if you are interested.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
Kind Regards,
Wang HongZhang


From: Ross Entered on: July 2, 2007 12:30 PM
Dude!  24.5M USD!  You'd better get on that!

From: The Bone Entered on: July 3, 2007 12:06 AM
If I were Chinese my name would be The Wang.
From: Ross Entered on: July 3, 2007 8:56 AM
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 3, 2007 9:11 AM
And if you were Mexican you'd be The Big Juan?

From: BigFatty Entered on: July 3, 2007 12:51 PM

Funny you should mention that, Jack...... When I was in Florida visiting the Wang, one of the things I did to amuse myself was shout out of Tony's apartment window (In full Mexican accent) 'I am the Big Juan!  You want a piece of me!'  I then added the Wang's real name so people knew where to look for the voice.  This usually is what the Wang and I do when we are together, revert back to 8 year olds for amusement.  Recently, in San Diego, the plan was to shout 'Big Cocks!' whilst the other was on the phone.

Good lord, I am childish.  I am cracking up just thinking about that shit.

Ok, it was only a matter of time, but here it is........

Fuck the Wang!  I hate that guy!


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