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From: Ross Entered on: May 27, 2003 4:27 PM
Here's what I've got right now:     Ross:   Bert, Herb, Herbert, Ramshackle, Big N Tasty, Vittles, Raw Ass, Rosstafarian, John-stains     John:   Big Cock, Cockram, Roach   More last name variations here:   http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?id=36&ty pe=quote     Jack:   Zilla, Jackzilla, Jackfuck (given by Ross in a fit of Halo-induced anger), The Artist Formerly Known as Jack     Tony:   T-Bone, Bone, The Bone, Fat Tony (from Navy buddies?)     Will:   Willy, Williams, Willery, Chuck Willery, Chuckles, Chuckleberry, Chuckleberry Hound, Chuck Berry, Fatty, Big Fatty, Big Faggy   more discussion of Wills names at:   http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?id=33&ty pe=quote     Serba:   Swerb, Slerp, Weak Bladder Smurf, Syrup, Soup (!)
From: The Bone Entered on: May 27, 2003 5:44 PM
Roche:   Johnny Versace, Rochambaud, Big Daddy Roche
From: Swerb Entered on: May 27, 2003 10:37 PM
You missed an evolutionary step between "Swerb" and "Slerp," that being, of course, the short-lived "Slerb."     Also, my friends at the record store at which I work have dubbed me Serb the Impaler because of my love of all things heavy metal.
From: Ross Entered on: May 28, 2003 8:09 AM
I forgot one more for Roche: Johnny Crap Corn
From: Ross Entered on: May 28, 2003 9:15 AM
Big Daddy Roche is evocative of "Raw Daddy Dog," another Roche term. So shouldn't there be a name for him like "Roche Daddy Dog"?
From: Ross Entered on: May 30, 2003 1:25 PM
Morpheus:   Morpheous, Murfeous, Murphus, Murpus, Murphy, Murphyess, Murphy-ass, Muphy's Oil Soap, This Murphy Chick, Neo     I figure all her names are a worthy addition. ;-)
From: John Entered on: June 1, 2003 3:03 PM
Ross:   Bert, Prebert, Pubert, Prepubert, are some of the new variations on Bert's nickname. Two more obvious variation just came to mind, Puberty and Prepuberty.
From: Ross Entered on: June 1, 2003 4:51 PM
I get preburt, but what's up with Prebert? That doesn't even make sense to me. Please explain.
From: Heather Entered on: June 1, 2003 9:47 PM
Ross also forgot a recent addition to his list of nicknames...Rossterbator! This does a good job of incorporating his name with one of his favorite pastimes!
From: Swerb Entered on: June 1, 2003 10:05 PM
<uproarious laughter>
From: John Entered on: June 1, 2003 11:13 PM
That was absolutely hilarious H-Bomb.     No need to explain Prebert, I just like it, nough said.
From: Ross Entered on: June 2, 2003 9:37 AM
I would like to add that Heather did not invent this one - Fregly brought it to her attention. Though I believe the first time I heard this name was in junior high, though I don't know which kid came up with it.
From: John Entered on: June 17, 2003 2:49 PM
One was just brought to my attention by Jeurge, Jamaca Rose seems to have been omitted. I always thought that was hilarious so I thought I'd add it here.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 17, 2003 2:57 PM
Explain Jamaca Rose?
From: John Entered on: June 17, 2003 3:20 PM
Apparently (I was not there) on the computer Ross's name came up as Rose for his reservations, thus Jamacan Rose.
From: Ross Entered on: June 17, 2003 3:30 PM
That was it, actually like the bamboo incident, I must have been out of it because I wasn't even aware of this one until after the fact. But Williams was all ears and apparently thought it was hilarious so he kept using it. Actually my guess is that much like many dumbasses who have never heard the name "Ross" before, they pronounce it as "Rohs" - with a long "o", rather than as "Raws" which is correct. "Rohs" is close enough to "Rose" when spoken that it could have been construed that way. On the other hand, I really can't remember if the reservation did actually read "Rose." Fatty probably knows.
From: Ross Entered on: October 16, 2003 8:32 AM
To stay complete, I add the newest two Roche nicknames to the canon:     JOHNNY CHILLIDOG     and     JOHNNY CHILLIBOWL
From: John Entered on: October 16, 2003 12:09 PM
Just for the record, I prefer Johnny Chillidog which sounds cool. I do love a good chillidog with cheese and all fixings.
From: The Bone Entered on: October 16, 2003 12:33 PM
Noted.
From: BigFatty Entered on: October 16, 2003 3:24 PM
Just came across this thread.     I submit Johnny Cock Ring and Dr. Swerbious