Hahahahahahahah!! Still, the karmic retribution inflicted upon Mr. Hirsch is minute compared to his years of assholery.
As for that Pringles story, the moral I take from it is DON'T EAT SEVERAL CANS OF PRINGLES, ASSHOLE! A handful of chips a day, and it's probably not an issue. Everything in moderation, you know. But still, the fact that something so vile is in foodstuffs is rather off-putting.