I got this in my inbox today. I'm thinking about strining this fucker along and getting him all riled up.
     
     FROM THE DESK OF
     REVEREND DANIEL ARINZE .
     UNION BANK OF NIGERIA.
     PHONE: +234-8033899939.
     EMAIL: revarinze@medicinatv.com
     
     Dear Sir,
     I am Reverend Daniel Arinze, a personal accountant to late Mr. Louis 
     Harry, a national of your country, who used to own an oil servicing 
     company in Nigeria. On the 21st of April, 2001, my client, his wife and 
     their three Children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express 
     road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. A 
     total sum of $30 million dollars was deposited by my client before his 
     death which i am the personal accountant that managed his account. I 
     know that my client had no living kin but I went ahead and made several 
     inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives 
     but this has proved unsuccessful. I only did so to be double sure of 
     this fact. I contacted you to stand as the next of kin of the deceased as 
     i have all the necessary information?s for you to claim this fund 
     because this bank are planning to confiscate the fund as they have waited 
     for the past year and could not see any of the relation to claim this 
     fund. The law of this bank stipulated that, after 5 years if no one comes 
     to claim the fund, the bank would confiscate the fund and declare the 
     account as unserviceable. For the past years, I have been unsuccessful 
     in locating the relatives, Now I seek your consent to present you to the 
     bank as the next of kin to the deceased.
     All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal 
     through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate 
     arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in 
     touch with me by my email: revarinze01@yahoo.co.in so that i can call 
     you on phone to enable us discuss more.
     I look forward to your urgent response.
     Best regards,
     Reverend Daniel Arinze.  |