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NEWS 341 - 27 Comments
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Many are calling it the best ASS on earth. MMMMMMMMM.
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Wow! Let me put my two cents in. As you might know, along with being an expert on hamburgers, I am also a self proclaimed expert on hot asses. (This goes without saying, I know). In my expert opinion, I say - Holy shit, mother of god, now that is an ASS! It very well could be the world's perfect ass. I have not seen any better so far.
I had to laugh at the guys quote 'I would give this girl all of my money, just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.'
Her farts must be the sweetest breeze ever to blow across this earth. I am thinking of becoming reglious and making her ass, GOD, just so I can plaster my walls with photos and worship it. I'd then start a church, recruit millions of members, and live like a king off of the church tithing.
Thats not a far-fetched plan really..... Wouldn't you become a member? Think about it. In real life, if you and her were in a room and she bent over and dropped her pants, you would fall to your knees, sobbing like a little boy. You would have just seen heaven.
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What about Bill Paxton's ass? Think about it: more people have seen that than this fine specimen. That alone proves there is no god.
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See, this is why we need my church. Bill Paxton's ass PROVES there is a GOD. Paxton's ass is the anti-ass. It is evil and vile and represents everything unholy. I did not know GOD until I saw that webpage. Everything is now clear to me. Keyra Agustina's Ass balances out Paxton's abomination. It is my duty to spread that bootie my friends. People need to know that there is salvation from Paxton's evil. It is a sad truth that more people know the sin of Paxton's Ass. I need to lead a crusade! A Brown-Holy Crusade to bring the sweet wind of salvation to the people!
I am the apostle of Keyra Agustina's Ass. I know the way to heaven. It is through the valley of two creamy mountians. Will you follow me brother?
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Well... we are both ordained ministers... and this religion makes a helluva lot more sense than the major world ones. I'm in!
We need a logo that has something like a walkie-talkie with a cloud shooting out of it.
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Yeah, welcome to 2004. She's been all over the internets for a while now. I agree she has a great ass though.
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This reminds me of the time I offhandedly mentioned that I had seen naked pics of some random actress - can't remember who - to Roche. He responded indignantly "I have too, OBVIOUSLY." I forgot that it was obvious that if there were naked actress shots to be seen, one can be sure that Roche has already consumed them.
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She's 6' 4" 225 lbs? To quote Kill Bill: "That's one tall glass of cocksucker." Crockett: I'm starting to seriously question the stats of that site.
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If you want to go and change all the heights and weights for all those ladies, you are welcome to it.
But you should know better as a married man that questions about weight should never come up when talking with a woman.
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What the hell did I just see? Was that a prosthetic? Was that even human?
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Fuck the Bone! He did it to us again!!!!!
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Is there any possible way that's not for real? I dunno.. it's dark out... maybe someone slipped in some crunchy Skippy on the sly?
A man can hope, can't he?
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Sorry, couldn't make it all the way through the Bone's ever-pleasant video link. Jesus! You'd think we'd learn!
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OMG!! That is so wrong on so many levels. But can it be called cheating on her marriage to Jesus?
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Why's it always about the butthole pleasures with you, Bone?
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This has absoluutely nothing to do with anything but I thought it was a sweet video. Some people were snorkling in the Bahamas and a Tiger shark looks like he's about to take a bite out some chick when some dolphins chase him out.
There are about 5 dolphins who form up in a line and one shoots out to chase the shark out. I love those little fuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMthfuTZJw&search=s
hark%20attack
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Most boring video EVER! At least it was fecal feasting free! If you look REAL close to the video, it is not a dolphin that chases away the shark, but a bear.
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You gotta love the Natalie Portman rap.
And if you don't like it you can suck her dick.
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"Animals bite, people bite, Mike Tyson bites. So what?" he said.
HA HA HA
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After the attack, Davis said ... wait, he didn't say anything. He had no lips and face left from which to utter anything but gurgling screams.
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Great story. What comes to mind for me, though, as always, is how Bone finds this stuff. My hypothesis in this case is that he has a news alert set up for "Mike Tyson" and this article showed up. Yea/Nay?
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