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Star Wars Kid
Entered on: May 19, 2003 5:38 PM by Ross
I don't know how I managed to miss this all this time, but I found out about the "Star Wars Kid" today. This is some super funny video of a fat kid pretending to be Darth Maul or something. I about peed my pants watching it.
And this version actually puts music and lightsaber effects to it. Someone out there is even more creative than you, Jack!

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 19, 2003 11:05 PM
Hot damn! That dude could kick Neo's ass!  

From: Ross Entered on: May 19, 2003 11:17 PM
I have watched the clips over and over and over and my burning question is: does this kid really think he's sweet? His body language says he does. But damn, did he play those tapes back at all???
From: The Bone Entered on: May 20, 2003 12:36 AM
I'd really love to see him pull that shit on some street thug with a crowbar and nothing to lose. Now that would be funny.
From: Ross Entered on: May 20, 2003 12:48 PM
I'm torn on how to regard this kid.  
On the one hand, I feel sorry for him. The guys who found this tape and put it out on the internet are evil. Evil geniuses, yes, but the kid was filming this thing obviously without the intention of anyone else seeing it. He was just acting silly as kids will do, and looked even worse because of his gross lack of skill, sense of balance, knowledge of fashion, nutrition or the benefits of exercise.  
On the other hand, this kid is SO out of it that some of the blame is his own. At the very least he deserves some taunting because he was sloppy enough to have evidence of his gumpiness discovered. Also, as I said before, I can't get past his demeanor, and how he walks in front of the camera like he's Darth Eastwood. The image in my head is making me laugh out loud at work, I gotta go -
From: John Entered on: May 25, 2003 7:16 PM
That may well be the gumpiest thing I've ever witnessed. I guess I feel bad for him. The ridicule he recieved must have been excruciating, however he did bring it on himself. Upon viewing the footage he should have had the savvy to immediatly delete it. So some of the responsibility falls squarely on his shoulders. It is shitty to take advantage of a fools mistake though.
From: Swerb Entered on: May 26, 2003 6:31 PM
I just like how he gets more animated with each passing "take." The facial expressions and leg-kicking get increasingly intense, to the point of my not being able to take it anymore.
From: Ross Entered on: May 26, 2003 6:48 PM
I love those kicks, man. That little stubby leg flailing out there at a 90 degree angle to the rest of his bloated mass... I almost became Incontinent Smurf on watching it the first time.
From: Creeko Entered on: May 27, 2003 9:13 AM
Obviously his self-image is grossly distorted, but who here doesn?t think they are a porn star when laying the smack down with their woman?  
Well you can ask Tony, if he'll corroborate, he recorded a Roccoesque performance with an old girlfriend only to find that he wasn?t as sweet as he might have thought.  
I?m sure that if we recorded ourselves doing something we thought we were sweet at, after playing it back, reality would inevitably confirm our own gumpiness.  
- Hey Boner, remind me what you said you looked like... a couple of seals doing it?  

From: Ross Entered on: May 27, 2003 9:22 AM
Speaking of taping yourself while bumping uglies, Jack, your favorite artist has been in the news a bit lately for some of that lately. What's the story, there?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 27, 2003 10:35 AM
Slow day for the tabloids I guess. I mean -- Wow! -- who would have dreamed that Prince was kinky!? It's your basic case of Prince having a one-nighter with this chick and her wanting to parlay it into some extra income. Isn't SHE suing HIM for defamation of character or some shit? What the fuck!? Nobody's ever heard of her until this! Dumb bitch...
From: Ross Entered on: May 27, 2003 11:12 AM
Printh? I'm like, your, umm, number one fan?  
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 27, 2003 11:23 AM
Prebert -- Are you developing a lisp?
From: Ross Entered on: May 27, 2003 3:20 PM
That was my UltimatePrinceFan voice. Watching you leap to your idol's aid so quickly and valiantly made me wonder if perhaps you yourself might not mind a one-nighter with the Artist... hmmm?
From: Ross Entered on: September 7, 2003 1:22 PM
Check it out, the Star Wars kid might get into Episode III:

From: Ross Entered on: September 7, 2003 1:34 PM
I also found another fucking hilarious remix of the Star Wars kid. I promise you will laugh at this:
And hell, now I just found an entire web page with dozens of different remixes that are all amazing:  
The "Star Wars Kid 2.0" video almost makes him look sweet!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: September 8, 2003 12:16 AM
Almost? He looks super sweet! I just downloaded a dozen of these and laughed my ass off!

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