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Problems with having a foriegn girlfriend
Entered on: February 25, 2006 8:13 PM by BigFatty
Ok, I am back it Toronto agian and was just getting out of the shower. We were meeting a co-worker of Melinda's for dinner. We were a little late, so I was hurrying. The shower soap made my face really dry. 'Hey, do you have any lotion?' She said yes and I heard her open and shut the drawer in the sink vanity. So, when it was time to grab the lotion, I opened the same drawer as she did and grabbed the tube of Hungarian lotion. I took a generous helping and gooped it on my face and started rubbing it in. It took a moment to notice the smell, then the burning started. It started to dawn on me that I made a serious error. 'IS THIS THE LOTION?!!!?' 'No, No that is my hair remover for my legs!' What I had grabbed was the Hungarian version of Nair. I didn't panic at first because I had just been complaining that my razor did not work as well as I'd like. I was thinking that this might do the trick. But then horror struck - 'Shit! My eyebrows!!!!!' We were a few minutes late because of this business, but I am happy to say I still have my eyebrows.

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From: Ross Entered on: February 25, 2006 9:45 PM
So, are you smooth? You could have been using that on your head when you were going for Bald Willy Style.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 25, 2006 11:03 PM
Dude! I was so hoping you lost your eyebrows!!!  
(is that mean?)

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