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Ketchup Effect
Entered on: February 21, 2006 1:10 PM by Ross
This is just wrong.

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From: Swerb Entered on: February 21, 2006 11:16 PM
I can't get the link to work...
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 22, 2006 12:15 AM
If you're on dial-up, don't bother, Swerb. It's about a 1.6Mb video.  
 
Alright, Bert... I'm afraid to try it... What's ketchupeffect.com get you?
 
From: Ross Entered on: February 22, 2006 8:14 AM
Just watch it! It's not safe for work, I should have said that. Swerb, try it at home - if it doesn't work there, something's misconfigured with your computer because I'm pretty sure the file is okay.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: February 22, 2006 9:52 AM
I watched it! And it's not safe for work: I laughed so hard that pee came out!  
 
It's the web-site advertised I didn't try...
 
From: Ross Entered on: February 22, 2006 11:41 AM
Oh! I don't know. Heather went there but was afraid to click anything.
 
From: Swerb Entered on: February 22, 2006 10:17 PM
Dial up? Jesus, Jack, what do you think I am, piltdown man?  
 
Yeah, I still can't get it to work. Any suggestions on what to configure, Bert?
 
From: The Bone Entered on: February 22, 2006 10:29 PM
Well if you can't get it to work, try this. It's fucking crazy.  
 
http://www.theync.com/armsvideo.htm
 
From: The Bone Entered on: February 23, 2006 9:23 AM
Bert! Is this shit for real. If so it's sweet as farm.  
 
Edit: I meant to post this:  
 
http://kearney.mrl.nyu.edu/multitouchreel.mpg
 
From: Ross Entered on: February 23, 2006 8:15 AM
Dude! I just happened to watch that show on steroids/Greg Valentino on TLC the other day. This is uncommon as I almost never watch live TV and it happened to come on after a special that caught our eye about a 750lb man who died from pure fatness. Anyway, I recorded the steroids show to show to Roche. His shit was disgusting.  
 
The thing that annoyed me about the show, though, was how the act like steroids fucked up Valentino. But it's clear that he got an infection from being sloppy, which fucked his arm up. It was IMPROPER USE OF NEEDLES, not steroids themselves that screwed that guy up.  
 
Reminds me of one of my science magazines which recently argued that steroids should be legal for sports. Reason? 1 game on the field in the NFL puts your health in more jeopardy than a lifetime of steroid use.  
 
As for the link to the girl, what do you mean for real? Looks to me like that's Melissa Midwest: www.melissamidwest.com (definitely not safe for work)  
 
Swerb: I don't know what else to suggest. It's just a windows media file. You're the first I've heard who can't play it. But don't worry. Now it's been too hyped up anyway and you would only be disappointed.
 
From: Swerb Entered on: February 23, 2006 9:57 AM
Well, I got it to work finally, and you're right, too much hype, and I was disappointed. Have to say, I saw the "punchline" coming.
 
From: Ross Entered on: February 23, 2006 10:24 AM
 
The Bone said:  
 
Bert! Is this shit for real. If so it's sweet as farm.  
 
Edit: I meant to post this:  
 
http://kearney.mrl.nyu.edu/multitouchreel.mpg  
 
 
Wow, that is sweet. I especially like the picture resizing on the fly, Minority Report style. I want one.  

 
From: BigFatty Entered on: February 23, 2006 9:23 PM
I think Bone would be down with a little Midwest Melissa. I realize that I might be a tad too handsome for the poor girl.  
 
I thought the same thing about the steriod clip. It would have been much better if they concentrated on how retarded it made that guy look and not the infection. With the biggest arms in the world, that guy was hardly sweet. Now the guy is too big to offer up a reach-around ball tickle to the guys butt-raping him. You know they are hittin' it because it is something that you'd have to to!
 
From: Ross Entered on: February 24, 2006 4:59 PM
Oops I crapped my pants - how I could I have missed this all these years?  
 
http://www.bofunk.com/video/685/oops_i_crapped_my_p
ants.html

 
From: Crockett Entered on: March 28, 2006 8:08 PM
Check out this lady -  
 
http://www.bofunk.com/video/2404/mom_with_no_hands.
html
 
 
Anyone for a foot job?
 

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