NEWS 334 - 14 Comments
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I can't get the link to work...
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If you're on dial-up, don't bother, Swerb. It's about a 1.6Mb video.
Alright, Bert... I'm afraid to try it... What's ketchupeffect.com get you?
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Just watch it! It's not safe for work, I should have said that. Swerb, try it at home - if it doesn't work there, something's misconfigured with your computer because I'm pretty sure the file is okay.
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I watched it! And it's not safe for work: I laughed so hard that pee came out!
It's the web-site advertised I didn't try...
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Oh! I don't know. Heather went there but was afraid to click anything.
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Dial up? Jesus, Jack, what do you think I am, piltdown man?
Yeah, I still can't get it to work. Any suggestions on what to configure, Bert?
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Dude! I just happened to watch that show on steroids/Greg Valentino on TLC the other day. This is uncommon as I almost never watch live TV and it happened to come on after a special that caught our eye about a 750lb man who died from pure fatness. Anyway, I recorded the steroids show to show to Roche. His shit was disgusting.
The thing that annoyed me about the show, though, was how the act like steroids fucked up Valentino. But it's clear that he got an infection from being sloppy, which fucked his arm up. It was IMPROPER USE OF NEEDLES, not steroids themselves that screwed that guy up.
Reminds me of one of my science magazines which recently argued that steroids should be legal for sports. Reason? 1 game on the field in the NFL puts your health in more jeopardy than a lifetime of steroid use.
As for the link to the girl, what do you mean for real? Looks to me like that's Melissa Midwest: www.melissamidwest.com (definitely not safe for work)
Swerb: I don't know what else to suggest. It's just a windows media file. You're the first I've heard who can't play it. But don't worry. Now it's been too hyped up anyway and you would only be disappointed.
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Well, I got it to work finally, and you're right, too much hype, and I was disappointed. Have to say, I saw the "punchline" coming.
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The Bone said:
Bert! Is this shit for real. If so it's sweet as farm.
Edit: I meant to post this:
http://kearney.mrl.nyu.edu/multitouchreel.mpg
Wow, that is sweet. I especially like the picture resizing on the fly, Minority Report style. I want one.
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I think Bone would be down with a little Midwest Melissa. I realize that I might be a tad too handsome for the poor girl.
I thought the same thing about the steriod clip. It would have been much better if they concentrated on how retarded it made that guy look and not the infection. With the biggest arms in the world, that guy was hardly sweet. Now the guy is too big to offer up a reach-around ball tickle to the guys butt-raping him. You know they are hittin' it because it is something that you'd have to to!
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