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Ricky Martin Can't Dance!
Entered on: December 6, 2005 9:55 PM by BigFatty
Ricky Martin has been known to be a great dancer. I say this is BULLSHIT!! It all started with his Livin la vida loca video with him and this super-hot chick that was dancing like the devil was inside. She was so hot that everyone was watching her bad self and Ricky became a great dancer purely by association. I have maintained this for a while. If you look closely at the video - and I have - you will see that his dancing is mostly fancy camera tricks. To make things worse, his dance sweetness is also attributed to his Menudo days. Menudo? Really? DO people even remember them? They sucked. Every time I see Ricky dance, it is lame. Yes, Fatty can shake it waaaayyy better. I can't believe people are so brainwashed to think he can dance when the evidence is in front of them. PS, I like Ricky Martin as a performer.  
Um, comments besides me being gay.

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From: The Bone Entered on: December 6, 2005 9:59 PM
But are you living the vida loca?
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 6, 2005 11:16 PM
Not like you are my man! I may be the best-looking fat man in show business, but you are the one driving around like MC Hammer, living in San Dog, and beating off bitches with your big bologna. I think they call it 'Living the Life of Tony'.  
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 7, 2005 7:44 AM
Ricky Martin? Leave it to Fats to start both an informative and timely thread. But of course, Fatty is right pertaining to Martin's lack of dance skills. I call him an arm dancer. He throws his arms out and then the camera zooms in and out. This creates the optical illusion of the viewer being entertained.  
Next up: We dissect the performance art of Kriss Kross -- Will they really make you jump?
From: Ross Entered on: December 7, 2005 8:02 AM
It is clear to me now that I have never given Ricky Martin's dancing the attention that it deserves. I will rectify the situation forthwith.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 7, 2005 8:45 PM
He's playing at the House of Blues a this month. It's a ten minute walk from my pad. I should check it out and provide a report.
From: Swerb Entered on: December 8, 2005 7:41 PM
If Ricky Martin is playing House of Blues, then his career has sunk considerably....
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 8, 2005 8:06 PM
He should be doing Nationwide commercials soon... (move over MC Hammer!)
From: Ross Entered on: December 9, 2005 6:23 PM
Waitaminute... Pearl Jam played house of blues in October!!!
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 9, 2005 10:38 PM
"Nationwide... is on your side..."
From: Swerb Entered on: February 20, 2006 1:35 PM
Hey Bert: Super-duper-ultra-insider information here - I think Pearl Jam might be playing in GR again. A tentative date is scheduled for May 19 at Van Andel Arena. Sweet!
From: Ross Entered on: February 20, 2006 3:30 PM
How good is this intel? Can you procure tickets? Details, details! :)
From: Swerb Entered on: February 20, 2006 6:23 PM
It's from the arena manager, I believe. We're currently compiling info. for a magazine supplement to be published in May, so the guy gave us a bunch of stuff far in advance. Don't know anything more about it right now, but I'd imagine it's part of a bigger tour whose details that you, being a fan club dork, will know about as soon as it's announced...

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