You know Bone, I was going to post that Bibles for Porn thing (smut for smut) - someone sent it to me a while back. Great stuff. I'm slipping...
I did hear about the prof who got beaten. But what do you expect in Kansas? Much like Bone says anything south of the US is Mexico, I say that anything between California and the Mississippi is Kansas, and anything east of it and south of the Mason-Dixon line is Alabama. And they're both full of tards.
Yeah, that was pretty sweet. SNL usually sucks balls, but once in a while, there's a funny skit or commercial that makes it worth fast-forwarding through all the junk.