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Amazing Fatty Timeline
Entered on: June 17, 2005 4:58 PM by BigFatty
We were just discussing my reign of unemployment and the storyline is quite impressive. Here is what I did - keep in mind that I was just a working-class shmuck , definately no millionaire.  
Nov. 2002 Lost Job  
Feb. 2003 Take Cruise to Mexico, Jamicia, Grand Cayman  
April 2003 10 days in San Diego and LA  
June/July 2003 France and Spain  
August 2003 Finished MBA  
Dec 2003 Moved to France for School  
Feb 2004 Weekend in Paris  
March 2004 Ski vacation in French Alps  
April 2004 Spring break in USA!!  
May 2004 Long Weekend in Nice and Monaco  
June 2004 Trip to Italy  
June 2004 Week in Malta  
July/August 2004 Budapest, Rome, Prague, Czech Republic, and all over Hungary.  
August 2004 Back to the USA!!!!  
August 2004 - Back to France  
October 2004 - Spain Again. Sold my Condo - it was pricey not living in it!  
December 2004 - Back to Budapest  
Feb 2005 - London and Spain again??!!!!  
April 2005 - Paris then home to the USA!  
May 2005 - Buy car - Paid ca$h  
May 2005 - Got approved for $2,000 credit line - bought suit  
June 2005 - LA and San Fransisco for a long weekend  
June 27th, 2005 - Start work. This nigga needs something to do! Pappa would like a check again!  

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From: Ross Entered on: June 17, 2005 11:47 PM
You're living the life of Bruce Wayne according to that... or should I say FATMAN!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 18, 2005 8:41 AM
It is true, there are a lot of parallels between Bruce and me. I was sequestered up on a mountain top in France while I battled my aversion to cheese. I now use cheese as a part of my symbol. Seeing it, people get sudden pangs of hunger, drool, and get urges for rootbeer and french fries. Of course I am talking about the cheeseburger. Without it, I am but a man. With it, I am a part of a tasty combo, laying down a one-two punch of ass whooping goodness against hunger everywhere.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 18, 2005 12:29 PM
Perhaps we should form a League of Sweet Gentlemen with each of us bearing a Superhero moniker and logo. For instance:  
FATMAN. With the power to corrupt others, forcing them to eat food with wanton abandon.  
JACKZILLA. Able to disarm and confuse foes with his "jackaphony" super-cackle. Invulnerable thumbs, callused from years of playing Halo.  
JOHNNYBELLS. Unstoppable eating force. Plus ability to fornicate processes at the cellular level.  
anyone care to add... ?
From: Ross Entered on: June 28, 2005 2:15 PM
So Fatty - how is the new job at Meijer?
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 28, 2005 10:59 PM
What??? I don't have time for this. I am a working man! I go to work now. I got a job. I am there all day. I am tired when I get home.  
So far so good. I will be taken some biz-nas trips to Chi-town in the near future. Also to Cincinati or however it is spelled. Right now is just finding my way around the building looking for the snack machines. I get to stock shelves next week and look into competitor stores. I will do it! Beats riding the desk, and I get paid the same dollars!
From: Swerb Entered on: June 29, 2005 7:11 AM
That doesn't sound too bad, Fats. Good luck!
From: Ross Entered on: June 29, 2005 9:22 AM
Nice! They do know that you need the 14th and 15th of July off, right?
From: Ross Entered on: June 29, 2005 1:47 PM
Also, when is the woman coming to the States? Is she flying in to Chicago or GR?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 29, 2005 3:19 PM
Melinda flies into Grand Rapids at 10PM on Sunday. On behalf of everyone on JA, I'll be sure to give her a full inspection.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 29, 2005 6:09 PM
Why? What is happening on the 14th and 15th???  
Kidding!!!! They are already approved off - that was apart of my negotiation with them. I got mad skills! Yep, Jack is right - Sunday night she is here. I am thinking if I have to spend a few days in Chi-town that I would bring her and she could play with Heather.... Of course we have to wait and see if that even happens.
From: John Entered on: June 29, 2005 9:57 PM
Good to hear that your job is going well, Fatty. That is a crazy bunch of shit you were able to do between jobs.

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