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From: Ross Entered on: June 17, 2005 11:47 PM
You're living the life of Bruce Wayne according to that... or should I say FATMAN!
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 18, 2005 8:41 AM
It is true, there are a lot of parallels between Bruce and me. I was sequestered up on a mountain top in France while I battled my aversion to cheese. I now use cheese as a part of my symbol. Seeing it, people get sudden pangs of hunger, drool, and get urges for rootbeer and french fries. Of course I am talking about the cheeseburger. Without it, I am but a man. With it, I am a part of a tasty combo, laying down a one-two punch of ass whooping goodness against hunger everywhere.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 18, 2005 12:29 PM
Perhaps we should form a League of Sweet Gentlemen with each of us bearing a Superhero moniker and logo. For instance:     FATMAN. With the power to corrupt others, forcing them to eat food with wanton abandon.     JACKZILLA. Able to disarm and confuse foes with his "jackaphony" super-cackle. Invulnerable thumbs, callused from years of playing Halo.     JOHNNYBELLS. Unstoppable eating force. Plus ability to fornicate processes at the cellular level.     anyone care to add... ?
From: Ross Entered on: June 28, 2005 2:15 PM
So Fatty - how is the new job at Meijer?
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 28, 2005 10:59 PM
What??? I don't have time for this. I am a working man! I go to work now. I got a job. I am there all day. I am tired when I get home.     ;)       So far so good. I will be taken some biz-nas trips to Chi-town in the near future. Also to Cincinati or however it is spelled. Right now is just finding my way around the building looking for the snack machines. I get to stock shelves next week and look into competitor stores. I will do it! Beats riding the desk, and I get paid the same dollars!
From: Swerb Entered on: June 29, 2005 7:11 AM
That doesn't sound too bad, Fats. Good luck!
From: Ross Entered on: June 29, 2005 9:22 AM
Nice! They do know that you need the 14th and 15th of July off, right?
From: Ross Entered on: June 29, 2005 1:47 PM
Also, when is the woman coming to the States? Is she flying in to Chicago or GR?
From: Jackzilla Entered on: June 29, 2005 3:19 PM
Melinda flies into Grand Rapids at 10PM on Sunday. On behalf of everyone on JA, I'll be sure to give her a full inspection.
From: BigFatty Entered on: June 29, 2005 6:09 PM
Why? What is happening on the 14th and 15th???                 Kidding!!!! They are already approved off - that was apart of my negotiation with them. I got mad skills! Yep, Jack is right - Sunday night she is here. I am thinking if I have to spend a few days in Chi-town that I would bring her and she could play with Heather.... Of course we have to wait and see if that even happens.
From: John Entered on: June 29, 2005 9:57 PM
Good to hear that your job is going well, Fatty. That is a crazy bunch of shit you were able to do between jobs.