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A message to Fatty
Entered on: May 10, 2003 1:16 PM by John
We all miss your witty entries and wish you would come back Fatty. Where are you Fatty? Whats become of you? Fatty, come home. Sorry guys, no web links to Fatty can be offered.

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From: Ross Entered on: May 10, 2003 1:37 PM
Fatty, I wrote this site in part for you... and I built you a damn computer! Are you going to use the fruits of my labors or not? :)
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 10, 2003 3:37 PM
I have taken the time to write and perform a ballad entitled "Ode To Fatty." I found that the best way for me to express my innermost thoughts and sorrow over Fatty's absence was in the form of song.  
One of my favorite verses in part is: "Dude! Where the fuck is my Fatty? Where the hell did he go?!" It's quite touching. The chorus features a children's choir from the local school.  
Ok. I think I'm done now.  

From: Ross Entered on: May 10, 2003 3:20 PM
Re: "Sorry guys, no web links to Fatty can be offered"  
Not true. Here's a good one (will require you to install a plugin):  

From: BigFatty Entered on: May 10, 2003 7:20 PM
Oh where, oh where did my little Fatty go.... Oh where oh where can he be? He was one lost, no where to be found... And now he's back on Jackassery!  
Dudes - My Fatty link is crazy! I remember when Ross made it - I forget why only one eye is working.  
I don't mean to be neglectfull, but remember.... BigFatty is the hardest working man on unemployment! Amen!
From: John Entered on: May 11, 2003 9:51 AM
Fatty's back and bigger than ever.  
Dude- I know your the self proclaimed "hardest working man on unemployment", but the Swerb has two jobs and still manages to chime in. In other words, your excuse is lame at best. Lets not let it happen again Fatty.
From: Ross Entered on: May 11, 2003 9:52 AM
The FattyTalk link, as I like to call it, was my first attempt at using a program called Crazy Talk - I didn't really know what I was doing at the time. I made another one of my friend friend Fregly, with him saying "Spend some time with Rand McNally," which I told him angrily one day after he failed to read a map correctly.  
You can see it here:

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