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FATZ IS BACK
Entered on: April 15, 2005 11:04 AM by BigFatty
My feet are dry and are in Chicago. Back in the USA! My first stop was a Wendy's NOT for a #1 combo *GASP*, but for a #2 combo! What can I say, Europe has changed me. Spent a night in Paris with my buddies Martin and Kenelma. Took in the culture there by drinking German beer, Mexican Tequilla, and Hungarian Liquor. Ok, so I had a crossiant in the morning. Viva la France!

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From: The Bone Entered on: April 15, 2005 11:43 AM
What are your plans for June? Give me a call.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 15, 2005 12:30 PM
THE FATTY HAS LANDED!!! Watch everyone scramble to get a piece of Fat!
 
From: The Bone Entered on: April 19, 2005 4:47 PM
Fatz, what is a good number to reach you at?
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 20, 2005 12:21 AM
Ross - Don't forget my statue of liberty!!!! Thanks!
 
From: Ross Entered on: April 20, 2005 7:19 AM
Hahaha, ok, I'll write myself a note - small change of plans, I'm not leaving until Sat morning now. But I'll still try to snag you one.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: April 20, 2005 9:19 AM
I got your "statue of liberty" right here, buddy.  
 
What -- Is Ross going to NYC?
 
From: Ross Entered on: April 20, 2005 9:22 AM
New York City?!?!?  
 
In fact, yes I am. I'm going for work but I decided to stay the weekend just for fun.
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 21, 2005 6:06 PM
Why go to NY for fun when you could go to the 'Saint Mary' Salt and Water stain under one of Chicago's freeway underpasses. The smart and faithful are worshipping the image. I guess they forgot they should not worship idols.  
 
Wow, when a stain becomes a message from above... You think the all mighty and all powerful could send a better message than that. He did create the Heavens and Earth you know. He must have missed art class.
 
From: Ross Entered on: April 21, 2005 8:11 PM
Yeah, my buddy at work told me about it a couple days ago when he was delayed on his way to work because of the crowd, it's right near his house. I tell you, I never cease to be amazed at how stupid people can be. Here's a blog entry on it:  
 
http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2005/04/its_only
_rock_a.html
 
 
Let's just not forget David Cross's sweet Virgin Mary bit from one of his standup routines. I have an audio clip of the payoff, it cracks me up every time:  
 
http://rossjohnson.org/audio/dc-virginmary.mp3  
 
Actually that inspired me to post the whole bit. 3.3MB, 2:19  
 
http://rossjohnson.org/audio/The_Virgin_Mary.mp3
 
From: Swerb Entered on: April 21, 2005 11:47 PM
All I have to say about that is... Ye Olde Chuckle Cheezle Bums!
 

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