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Entered on: December 24, 2004 12:25 PM by Jackzilla
I had to post a little early to beat everyone at the punch with the usual MF'ers greeting. This remains one of my favorite holiday lines (from Christmas Vacation).

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 24, 2004 12:35 PM
So what's everyone gettin' for Christmas this year?  
So far, I've gotten a live GECKO from Angie (which I refused, and is now living at my sister-in-law's house), new gloves and album frames with classic albums already inside (Beatle's, Stevie Wonder, Hendrix, etc).  
Back to the gecko: Did you know they eat live crickets? F that! I ain't a lizard-ownin' kind of guy! To hear Angie tell the story I took one look at the gecko and ran crying to my room. That's not ENTIRELY true.
From: Ross Entered on: December 24, 2004 3:25 PM
Talk to Swerb about snake/lizard lovin'....  
Most of my Xmas loot will consist of clothes and DVDs, maybe some books. The usual complaint is that I always buy whatever I want for myself so no one knows what to buy me for gifts. So this year I've held off on Spider-Man 2 and Return of the King DVDs so they can be purchased for me. And I don't get 'em, there's gonna be hell to pay...
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 24, 2004 5:34 PM
I got a rock....... Wait that's Halloween.  
I just rented Xmas vacation - I love that movie! Glad you beat us to the punch, cuz it is now 12:30 am Dec 25...... I am officially the first in Xmas - so MERRY XMAS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! Yes, it still feels good! Love the time zones for this!  
Jack, damn man, keep the Gecko. Besides being cute and having a great accent, they drive a snappy convertible and they also eat Cunt Worms. That alone is reason to keep one handy. You don't want an infestation of those fuckers!

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