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NEWS 243 - 8 Comments
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 15, 2004 8:13 AM
Ross just had a piss quiver.
From: Ross Entered on: December 15, 2004 9:50 AM
I did! Fatty mentioned this to me a while back but I questioned how he would sign his name. Now all is revealed! Fatty, get a-scannin'!
From: Creeko Entered on: December 16, 2004 10:24 AM
I bet he just has a pile of pictures and passes them out without a second thought and his assistant put the date on there.     Sorry Fatty, the closest you'll ever come to the string theory is the lint you have in your pocket.
From: Ross Entered on: December 16, 2004 10:39 AM
Is Hawking even working on String theory? I haven't been up on his latest doings.
From: BigFatty Entered on: December 16, 2004 11:02 AM
Ya, cuz famous physicists ALWAYS have a stack of photos to hand out to groupies. Nope, this girl had to ask him if he'd do this for a friend of hers. She then had him stamp it. What I have here is kind of special. I am sure there are others like it, but I think it is a very limited number. I don't think Hawking has the time to sit there and crank out autographs so he has a ready supply. And who is stupid enough to ask a guy in his condition for an autograph? They more I think about it, the more sweet this photo is! The bad thing is I bet his assistant forgot my name, I would have loved to have it on there. Oh well, I forgot her name too.     I will take a photo of me and the photo and post it when I get to Budapest.
From: The Bone Entered on: December 16, 2004 12:27 PM
Dude, I'll bet my nutsack Hawkins has a huge stack of thumbprint autographs. He is immensly popular to the trekkie crowd. Muhhamed Ali has a stack of autographs as well cause it's difficult for him to sign on the spot due to Parkinson's. It would follow the same logic that Hawkins would as well.     Sorry to break the news to you but he has not given one ounce of thought to the Fatstyle.
From: Ross Entered on: December 16, 2004 3:29 PM
Actually there is some truth to what Bone says. I dont know one way or the other how Hawking does his thang - but I remember reading about how Richard Feynman had a whole set of groupies that practically worshipped him. So it's not that hard to believe.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: December 16, 2004 5:28 PM
One thing is for certain: Hawkins gets pussy like a rock star.