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Tara Reid is a Dumb Ass Ho

Entered on: November 9, 2004 8:13 PM by Ross

Did any of you guys hear about Tara Reid's dress slipping down at some premeire and her bad boob job being shown to the world? It's patently absurd! She had nice proportional boobs prior to this debacle. Now she has Frankenstein's chest - as Artie on Howard Stern put it, her nipple is now the shape of New Jersey.

I have obtained the offending photos so that you all may judge....

http://rossjohnson.org/images/tara

NEWS 233 - 9 Comments

From: TallPat Entered on: November 9, 2004 7:53 PM

Yuck.

And how wasted was she?

She was hot in The Big Lebowski. Not anymore.

From: Ross Entered on: November 9, 2004 8:07 PM

I agree - in The Big Lebowski, I didn't even recognize her at first, but I thought she was hot. I've always thought she was retarded when interviewed, however. These pictures are merely concrete proof of it.

Swerb actually saw her in person at the premiere of one of the American Pie movies, and I believe he said she was disgustingly skinny. Is that right Swerb?

From: Swerb Entered on: November 10, 2004 12:21 PM

I described her appearance once as resembling a toothpick with lips. Yuck.

From: Jackzilla Entered on: November 13, 2004 9:19 AM

BOOB!!!

So what's the deal? She's just standing there with her beachball boob flopped out? Classy brawd.

From: Ross Entered on: November 13, 2004 11:36 AM

Yeah, she totally didn't notice. Here's video of it. It's so funny when it FINALLY dawns on her what happened:

http://yocum.org/video/tara-reid.avi

From: Ross Entered on: January 6, 2005 7:32 AM

Speaking of celebrities' boobs slipping out, there new data:

http://rossjohnson.org/images/dunst

From: The Bone Entered on: January 6, 2005 9:25 AM

Now you're speaking my language. Too bad she kind of looks like a wet rat in those pics. I'd still hit it like chicken though.

We need more Lohan.

From: Ross Entered on: January 6, 2005 10:54 AM

Yeah, not the most flattering, but they're still a sight for sore eyes.

From: Jackzilla Entered on: January 6, 2005 5:16 PM

BOOBIES!!!

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