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NEWS 228 - 9 Comments
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Alright, I see I'll have to pique your collective interest by posting a selected gem:
DAD:
One of these nights before too long you may find some of it (semen) passes off in your sleep . . .
BOB:
(worriedly) But Dad, that's wrong, isn't it?
DAD:
No, son, it's not wrong . . . No, it's true that to waste the seed deliberately - to do anything knowingly to make it come is a very grave sin. Because God designed that secretion in a man for one purpose. That is to be, well, like one of his raw materials in the creation of a new life . . . Wet dreams are different. Sometimes the supply of semen becomes too great before a man is married and these dreams are sort of a safety valve . . .
BOB:
But Dad, why do fellas get these feelings before they get married?
DAD:
Don't let those thoughts worry you. When they come - and they will every so often - remember that you can always knock them down with a simple one-two punch: a quick little prayer and then some work. Any work or sport just as long as it is hard. Which reminds me - how about going out back and seeing if you can sneak that curve ball past me . . .
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Yeah? Well, all your base are belong to us. So there!
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That was so funny when Bush said that. What a fucking tard. Much like his father, shows how little in touch with society he really is.
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I would like to see people from his High School and College years. Friends, students, teachers, etc. My impression is a GW BUSH Biography - Anatomy of a Slacker, would come from it.
He is so out of touch with most Americans and, in fact, reality in general. Some of the statements he makes are astounding. Ok, I know about spin control, but come on, base it at least in this world.
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More anti-religious goodness: Amazon.com interviews the author of the book I'm reading right now, called "The End of Faith":
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/5421
54/104-7905856-6881505
It's a pretty good interview. The best quote:
"The President of the United States has claimed, on more than one occasion, to be in dialogue with God. Now, if he said that he was talking to God through his hairdryer, this would precipitate a national emergency. I fail to see how the addition of a hairdryer makes the claim more ludicrous or more offensive."
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What a jackass.
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