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I found a way Johnny can have his cake and eat it too!
Entered on: July 15, 2004 1:30 AM by The Bone
Check this out immediately!  
 
http://www.pornolize.com/pornolize4?lang=en&url=htt
p%3A%2F%2Fwww.jackassery.com

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From: The Bone Entered on: July 15, 2004 1:30 AM
I can't stop laughing, I may die!
 
From: John Entered on: July 15, 2004 1:43 AM
That was fucking hilarious, Bone! Swerb should send in the pornolized version of his review, it had me cracking up.
 
From: Creeko Entered on: July 15, 2004 2:55 AM
"Bust-a-cunt Creeko" has a nice ring to it.
 
From: Ross Entered on: July 15, 2004 7:43 AM
This is awesome. I might have to run the site we're developing at work through this thing and see if anyone notices.
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 15, 2004 8:50 AM
bottom of page:  
 
2003 Fingerfucks "Anal" Johnson
 
From: Ross Entered on: July 15, 2004 8:55 AM
Gotta love that guy's programming genius: he finds any two capatilized words next to each other, assumes that it's a name, may or may not change the first, and inserts a "nickname" in between. Evil genius is what that is.  
 
I love that the Latest Fatty French Foto is now called "Latest "Fat Ass" Fatty French "Asshole" Foto"  
 
Thanks to The "Ass-stitcher" Bone for bringing it to our attention!
 
From: BigFatty Entered on: July 15, 2004 9:03 AM
That is pretty funny. The genius is you can keep going back and it is just as funny as the first time. Sorry Ross, this tops the Yo Mama joke generator.
 
From: The Bone Entered on: July 15, 2004 12:09 PM
I notice that every time you click the link it's different. I notie it uses the term "aardvarks" a lot. I'm not sure why but this may be my new favorite word.
 
From: Ross Entered on: July 15, 2004 1:08 PM
Yeah, I was noticing that too (both the new versions and the aardvarks). What is the dirty meaning of aardvark? Anyone?  
 
The Urban Dictionary appears to have no consensus:  
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aard
vark&r=f

 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 15, 2004 3:51 PM
Ok, so what's the thumb-ring thing mean? It's been driving me batty since Bone metioned it weeks ago.
 
From: The Bone Entered on: July 15, 2004 4:11 PM
Girls who wear thumb-rings like it in the keyster.
 
From: Ross Entered on: July 15, 2004 4:15 PM
Oh really? She seemed to think it meant she was a dyke. I'll have to tell her that one, see if it aids my cause...
 
From: Jackzilla Entered on: July 15, 2004 4:32 PM
Hmmm... I asked around a lot but nobody knew what it meant. So, I recommend a verbal confirmation with the thumb-ring-wearer before keysterin' it: She might just like the color of the ring and not realize what she's in for.
 
From: The Bone Entered on: July 15, 2004 4:59 PM
Some dude told me that once and I was incredulous. I started observing the thumbs on all girls. Finally I ran into one wearing a thumbring and I asked her if it was true - it was according to her.
 

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