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Hi class girl!
Entered on: July 8, 2004 12:22 PM by The Bone

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From: John Entered on: July 8, 2004 1:02 PM
That's one ugly no class bitch! Dump your infant in the trash and keep on partying, what the fuck. She needs to be put away.
From: Ross Entered on: July 9, 2004 1:12 PM
You gotta give her credit, any woman who can squat down, grunt out a chit, and hop back into the party has some fortitude. Lock her up, but put her on a game show or something first.
From: The Bone Entered on: July 13, 2004 8:37 PM
Sometimes fuck ups get what they deserve:|oddlye

From: Ross Entered on: July 13, 2004 8:49 PM
Holy shit! On the one hand, I'd say the guy already got punishment aplenty. But he sounds like a lunatic who is probably better off removed from society for a while anyway - an incident like this is unlikely to make him any more subdued.  
Also, 15 pints of beer is highly impressive. It's almost 2 gallons of beer. That's more than any of us can drink in a sitting, I'm willing to bet.
From: John Entered on: July 14, 2004 10:21 AM
In my peak drinking days I once drank 2 gallons of Guinness. The bartender said he had never witnessed such a feat and awarded me with a beer on the house.  
What a night, you blow your own balls off and then receive a 5 year jail sentence. This is why I no longer drink 2 gallons of beer in a night.
From: Ross Entered on: July 14, 2004 11:41 AM
Bullshit! It was ONE gallon and I remember this as surely as you told me yesterday. I know that you are the one with the great memory but I am absoltely certain that it was one gallon.
From: John Entered on: July 14, 2004 2:44 PM
Well allow me to retort, it was 16 pints of Guinness to be precise and I even had a witness, Mike. Next time he's here I'll give you a call so he can corroborate this fact because it was 2 gallons, bitch.  
A man capable of consuming three pizza's is fully capable of drinking 2 gallons of beer. In fact I once drank 23 Sam Adams in a bar in Florida and the barmaid informed me I drank them out of that brand. She also said I had more beer then anyone in the whole place which was large and crowded. This was in one afternoon. I've had all day drinking sessions that the Bone could corroborate where I drank even more than this undoubtedly. Just because you're not man enough to drink 2 gallons of beer doesn't mean a more manly man like myself couldn't have handle it. This is in my prime of course and not applicable now since my man powers have waned.
From: Ross Entered on: July 14, 2004 7:46 PM
All I know is that your story was not measured in pints, and it was without question one gallon. You can get Mike, Willy, a taped phone conversation with Bone, bring in the fucking bartender and even find a receipt that claims 2 gallons, and I'll STILL say it's bullshit because I know for a flying fact that you have told this story numerous times and it has always been one gallon.
From: John Entered on: July 14, 2004 8:35 PM
That's fine, Bert. I was just fucking with you anyway. Maybe it was one gallon but I did get a free beer out of it. It can also be said that I've been far drunker than I was that night I drank a gallon plus a free pint. So I guess my point is I'm rather confident that in my heyday I've had two gallons of beer in the course of several hours. Guinness is a particularly heavy beer and the bartender was mostly impressed with the fact that I wasn't full after a gallon of Guinness. I was capable of greater consumption when dealing with lighter beers.
From: Ross Entered on: July 14, 2004 10:29 PM
But were you manly enough to shoot your balls off afterward? That's the real question.
From: John Entered on: July 15, 2004 1:29 AM
I like my balls where they are, thanks.

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