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NEWS 192 - 14 Comments
From: Ross Entered on: May 13, 2004 12:08 PM
According to her, all you need to do is:     "Love people and forgive people, whatever they do. Eat good meals - eat pork fat, gherkins and potato, drink good vodka and wine. That's my recipe."
From: Swerb Entered on: May 13, 2004 8:19 PM
You know, I'm convinced that some people are just naturally heartier than others. The lady who lived across the street from me when I was a kid smoked a carton of cigarettes and drank a fifth of whiskey every week and lived until she was well into her 80s. Shit, all she had to do was eat some fried pig fat, and she would have lasted another couple decades...     Thing is, I don't know if I'd rather just croak or actually have to eat something as vile as pure pork fat every day.
From: BigFatty Entered on: May 14, 2004 5:00 AM
Pork tastes GOOOD!
From: John Entered on: May 14, 2004 8:49 AM
I wish I could eat all the good life all the time but I know if I do I'll croak within a decade.
From: Ross Entered on: May 14, 2004 11:05 AM
Yeah, the key idea here is that generally speaking, if all else is equal, eating healthy foods will extend your lifespan. How much probably varies from person to person.
From: Creeko Entered on: May 17, 2004 2:49 AM
I've been served up some pure pork fat here in Spain in a Michelin two-star Restaurant. It was pan seared and immersed in a vegetable cream sauce then presented in a miniature copper pot.     Gormet baby!
From: Ross Entered on: May 17, 2004 8:03 AM
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cuz I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.     'Nuff said.
From: John Entered on: May 17, 2004 9:25 AM
I'd probably eat the filthy motherfucker even if it didn't taste like pumpkin pie.
From: Ross Entered on: May 17, 2004 9:38 AM
Sewer rat? You are one sick fuck, my friend. I guess you really WILL eat anything...
From: John Entered on: May 17, 2004 11:20 AM
I'll try anything once. Sprinkle a little herb and spice on it and it should be good to go.
From: Creeko Entered on: May 17, 2004 11:54 AM
Strangest thing I've ever tried - Jellyfish.     No Sr. I don't recommend it. It tastes like a Goodyear tire.
From: John Entered on: May 17, 2004 12:12 PM
Jellyfish, that is strange. I guess I'd try it just to see what it taste like although rubber doesn't sound too appealing.
From: Ross Entered on: May 17, 2004 1:13 PM
Roche, next time you're over at my pad, I'll make sure to serve up my special urine-sauteed butt-cheese on a crusted earwax loaf. Just try it once, man.
From: Jackzilla Entered on: May 17, 2004 2:47 PM
Careful Roche! I bet Ross spits on it or something when you're not looking...