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From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 11:31 AM
What I love is the stats page. You know me Bert, I love me some stats. Oh, and just to let you know I have used the search and it worked great.
From: Ross Entered on: June 10, 2003 11:38 AM
Yeah, the search was put in as a necessity for finding old conversations. It's not perfect but it gets the job done. There are entire companies that sell products creating search engines for websites. I only created mine in a few hours, so it's not as robust as it could be. The main limiting factor is if you want to find a particular word or exact phrase, it's great for that, but if you want to find the two words that are not together, like "fuck" and "shit," a search on "fuck shit" will probably turn up nothing because it's looking for that exact phrase. Notice that google is much smarter and gives you any page with both the words in the page. To mimic that behavior would have been more of a pain in my ass. I figure the way I did ours was good enough for 95% of people's needs.     And speaking of stats, I just took a look and you are currently the reigning quote comment champion. I know you must have noticed this as you love some stats.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 11:42 AM
I sure did notice that and i'm quite proud of it. I love to comment on quotes old and new. Let us keep this site moving I say.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 11:52 AM
Also speaking of stats, I believe i'm number 2 in total entries. I think this is cool since i'm relatively new to the site.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 12:10 PM
Either that or you just don't have shit else to do.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 12:42 PM
Jesus Bone are you still pissed at me or what? Did you not see my most recent comment on quote 85? If not, check it out dude.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 1:04 PM
Actually, in response to your asinine statement, kids can keep you quite busy, not that you would know. Hopefully that was clear and concise enough for you. Void of all gibberish if you will.     Judging by your last statement you want to fire up some more negativity among friends. Tell me if i'm wrong.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 1:09 PM
You're right. That does sound hostile upon retrospect. I'm sorry to rain on your glory as the # 2 ranked participant in respect to toatal posts. Not to mention the coveted # 1 slot in quote commentary. Keep those gems coming.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 3:38 PM
No problem Bone. Sometimes I can be a bit reactionary so I apologize for my previous statement.     Anyway, thanks and I'll keep them coming. Also I hope that wasn't condescension I detected in your previous remark. Perhaps i'm just being paranoid.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:18 PM
Just for official purposes, I was never mad about any of the comments. This is jackassery after all. Some of my recent comment were merely an excercise in my abilities to be an areshurl.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:36 PM
That's cool by me as long as you were not truely offended. Areshurl away!
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:43 PM
Speaking of google as a search engine. If you type in your phone number you get your name and address if you are listed. Fictitious example "616-949-7600"
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:42 PM
Hmm.... interesting.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:47 PM
Roche, I originally posted the actual link with your phone number but then realized a pyscho butcher could find your exact address with a map even, and come to your house and chop you up into little pieces and eat your for dinner. So being a considerate friend, I edited it and made up a fictitious number.
From: John Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:53 PM
A pyscho butcher might wind up with a foot in the ass if he showed up at my home. Thanks for the consideration though.
From: Ross Entered on: June 10, 2003 5:59 PM
Some kind of peerless fucked up psycho butcher?
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 6:05 PM
Exaclty, I was watching my clock to see how long it took for soemone to write that. Not too shabby Ross.
From: The Bone Entered on: June 10, 2003 6:14 PM
For those of you who don't know what peerless means. It means without peer. Much in the same way feersheerless means without freersheer.
From: Ross Entered on: June 10, 2003 7:21 PM
http://www.jackassery.com/quotes.jsp#16
From: John Entered on: June 11, 2003 12:10 AM
Oh for god sakes I wish that one would die.
From: Ross Entered on: June 11, 2003 7:59 AM
Not even the mention?
From: John Entered on: June 11, 2003 12:56 PM
Bunch of ARSEHULRS!!!!!
From: BigFatty Entered on: January 7, 2005 6:37 PM
Big news - BigFatty now comes up at #4 on Google. I have been checking its climb in the ranking since JA started. Everyone knows that Google is a great measure of how important you are. I could not find Will Heiss after many pages. Jackassery is now at number 2!!!!!!     John Swerba comes up number one. I hate him.     I didn't check anyone else.     Ok, I went back and found this at number one -     Jack Reedy & His Walker Mountain String Band     Now we know what he does with his spare time!
From: Ross Entered on: January 7, 2005 7:21 PM
Don't forget the "burnin' love nuggets" at     http://www.bigfattys.com/