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A holiday classic.
Entered on: November 24, 2003 4:19 PM by The Bone  

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From: Ross Entered on: November 24, 2003 4:47 PM
God, I love this thing. I can't remember the circumstances under which I first heard it, though. Anyone know its origin?
From: The Bone Entered on: November 24, 2003 8:02 PM
It looks just like Shemp don't ya think?
From: Ross Entered on: November 25, 2003 11:47 AM
There is a definite Shempesque quality about the fellow. Roche, is your mom still at Burger King? (I somehow kind of doubt it) In any case, you have to give Shemp some credit - he is much more smooth-talking than this Bizarro version. Shemp would also never ask you if you want an apple pie with that - he would eat your fucking apple pie and pretend you never had one in the first place.
From: John Entered on: December 7, 2003 12:27 AM
Nope, my mom works at a dry cleaners and lives with a 74 year old man. He is a nice guy and my mom is happy which is cool.  
Shemp is a smooth talking asshole, that's for sure. One time I brought him To Jack and Angie's and Angie liked him and made a remark about how impressed she was with him. I told her he's an asshole and Angie seemed a bit incredulous. Shemp has powers dude.
From: Ross Entered on: December 6, 2003 3:37 PM
Shemp was once the living incarnation of Eddie Haskell from Leave it to Beaver. He tried so hard to snow every adult at all times. Luckily, it didn't work on my parents, but Jambone could keep a new teacher in dark for the first couple months of a schoolyear, typically. It was pretty disgusting as the rest of us kids knew that Shemp was a recipe for assholery.
From: John Entered on: December 7, 2003 12:30 AM
Shemps powers have increased with age. His ability to snow someone is much greater now which is all the more disgusting in my book knowing what I know.

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