If anyone's interested (and in the grand tradition of free market competition) you can order the following Officially Licensed A Christmas Story items from Rookies!
20-inch Leg Lamp ... $46.99
40-inch Leg Lamp ... $252.00
Ralphie and Old Man bobble heads ... $11.99 ea.
Lunchbox with Thermos ... $19.99
Ball Ornaments Set ... $19.99
10-Foot Light Strand (featuring 10 mini-Leg Lamp lights) ... $19.49
A Christmas Story Officially Licensed Merchandise... Except No Less!