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Serba is engaged!
Entered on: April 9, 2003 12:15 AM by Ross
I just got the call tonight from Mr. John Serba. He finally "requisitioned the inquiry" (or "popped the question", for the unenlightened) and gave his new fiancee, Stacy, a ring. Thought most of you guys would be interested to know.  

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From: Jackzilla Entered on: March 31, 2003 9:56 AM
This better not affect our game nights.  

From: John Entered on: April 2, 2003 12:04 PM
Congratulations are in order for the newly engaged John Serba! Upon writing this message I was suddenly filled with the urge to defecate. I,m sure that this is not indicative of my feelings toward marriage (I'm happily married) , but I find it amusing nonetheless. One more thing, "This better not affect our game nights" !
From: BigFatty Entered on: April 3, 2003 11:43 PM
Alright Serb! I hope to be invited to you wild, raunch-filled, debaucheristic, bacherlor party chock full of NAKED WOMEN DANCING! I wish you all the best, but, "This better not affect our game nights" !  

From: Swerb Entered on: April 8, 2003 10:50 PM
Worry not, a "game night" clause will be in the prenup.  
And honestly, the impending marriage is basically a formality at this point. We've been living together for two years, smelling each other's farts and such. I just figured we needed something new to argue about, and a wedding works perfectly.  
If that comment seems overly cynical, please remember I say it more for humor than truth...

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