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Entered on: August 17, 2004 12:00 AM by BigFatty

Whew, Fatty is one tired mofo. The next day after Rome, I went on a canoeing/camping trip down the Danube for a few days. It was really nice. We took the train north to just past Gyor and canoed down to the city. Spent two nights on the river. The second one was the best. We had a beautiful site in a large meadow. Our tent opened up right onto the Danube to a large, knarled tree that formed a deck over the river. We walked out of the tent and out on the tree to look at the stars. We seemed miles away from everyone, except a disco, that was hidden around the bend. Its proximity was very apparent at 3 am when the music jolted me awake. The next day we floated by a nudist camp. Gentlemen, there is no sex in the champagne room AND no hot women at a nudist camp. I??ve been to 2 nude spots and all I have seen is fat oldies and gay guys.     After the trip, we stopped by my buddies?? cousin??s place. I was in store for more good old Hungarian hospitality. They must have a bet to see if someone can get Fatty to bust from eating. The Gastronomic highlights?K.. breakfast was meat ?V a huge plate of bacon, both normal and super thick slices, and sausage, with a piece of bread to mop up the grease. The secret to the great tasting food here: they cook with the good life. Momma saves the bacon fat and other grease to cook in later. Butter is also used. For lunch we stopped at a local restaurant. I had two huge turkey fillets, hand breaded and crusted with almonds, then pan fried with the good life. It was served with a side of rice for about $4. The pop almost cost as much as the food. That night we went to a carnival. Beer was drunk freely by Fatty and he soon discovered he was duped unto the spinning swing ride. Well, a drunk Fatty and a dizzy ride equals a Fatty puking in the bushes. At least it didn??t happen on the ride!     Another long and sweating train ride back today ??. I had to meet this guy who let me check out is Trabant. First off, Trabants are far from anything sweet. The are a 2- cylinder, 2- stroke, plastic piece of crap that are all of 65 horsepower. East Europeans didn??t have much choice for cars a while ago and the Trabant was pretty much it. They really are mostly plastic. You still see them everywhere, and they are so crappy that people love them. I had to drive one, so this guy my friend knows restores them and drives in rallies. He had me come out to see his cars and to drive one. It was pretty fun. He prettied this one in the picture up. It still had the normal, slow-ass, noisy, vibrating engine. It was great. See a video of Fatty??s drive here!

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From: Ross Entered on: August 17, 2004 6:25 PM
Here's the video Fatty wanted posted. One of these days I'll make it so you guys can post attachments to messages....     http://rossjohnson.org/movieclips/TrabantFatty.wmv
From: Ross Entered on: August 17, 2004 7:59 PM
Oops, I f'ed the pooch and accidentally re-deployed Jackassery without backing up Fatty's latest picture. Hopefully he'll email it to me and I'll get it put back in place pretty quickly here - unless he's off on another adventure...
From: Ross Entered on: August 18, 2004 11:19 AM
Two words, Creeko: BAD ASS.
From: Swerb Entered on: August 18, 2004 11:22 AM
Creeko, your car looks like a gay man's shoe.
From: Ross Entered on: August 18, 2004 12:11 PM
Does that mean it looks like his own shoe?     http://www.jackassery.com/viewcomments.jsp?id=46&ty pe=photo
From: Creeko Entered on: August 18, 2004 12:38 PM
Oh yea, and I'm sure you guys all drive Ferraris!     Hey I ain't proud. It gets me to work and back.
From: Ross Entered on: August 19, 2004 12:30 PM
Hey Fatty, in your around-the-world-eating experience, how would the Fat Darrell match up?     http://www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20040818_3061.h tml
From: BigFatty Entered on: August 19, 2004 4:09 PM
The Fat Darrell is what the French call an American sandwich, where they just add French Frys. They have American Chicken sandwichs, but not with the tasty, breaded chicken fingers. Plus the addition of cheese sticks is pretty inspirational. I'll give the FD its props.     I should enter my sandwhich (chillidog) that I made at Mr. Fables. The Ratdog consists of a Chillidog with Bacon, Cheese, Onion, Ketchup,Mustard, Relish - and I would now add hot and sweet peppers. It is quite tasty!     His 'Fat Line' is similar to my idea of having Big Fatty's Big Ass Burger Joint home of the Big Ass Burger. You'd come in and order a Big Ass Cheeseburger with a Big Ass Onion Ring plus a Big Ass Coke. Its all Marketing my friends. Oh, Big Ass Burger and its accompaniments is TM pending you idea stealing MOFOs!
From: John Entered on: August 20, 2004 3:34 PM
Creeko, while none of us are driving around in Ferraris we are not driving around in a gay man's shoe. My Kia Rio is not particularly fast however it bosts a lofty 96 hp not 65 hp. My Kia Sedona sports a whopping 195 hp six cylinder engine. The down side is it's also a whopping 4850 pounds.     Bert drives a 200 hp Acura RSX Type-S that's pretty quick with zero to sixty times in the 6.3 to 6.6 second range. It's also a smooth quick shifting 6 speed. Fatty and I both drove it and found it to be sweet. Not a Ferrari but not bad either.
From: Creeko Entered on: August 23, 2004 5:10 AM
Do you find something comical about the appearance of my automobile?   Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even displaced Americans.   This was the finest auto that I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?
From: Ross Entered on: August 23, 2004 7:53 AM
I'm sure if/when Swerb reads that, he'll appreciate the reference. :)
From: Creeko Entered on: August 23, 2004 8:48 AM
You can always count on Johnny to provide horsepower and 0-60 stats.
From: Ross Entered on: August 23, 2004 8:58 AM
Height, weight, hair and eye color, strength and powers are also all on the tip of his tongue.
From: Swerb Entered on: August 23, 2004 11:16 AM
Yes, I do find something comical about your automobile, but please don't pull down my pants and make me walk through the street.     Kudos on the Simpsons reference, Creeko.
From: John Entered on: August 23, 2004 2:55 PM
I know me some stats. It's not even that I consciously try to remember all those stats, I can't seem to help it. If I read a stat I tend to remember it.